My father used to say to me when I was a kid “if you can’t wash dishes, don’t fucking eat!”

There is absolutely nothing wrong with “blackface”. People are just too fucking sensitive these days!

The only person who thinks you can clutch a box is Donald J. Trump. That fucker!

Well...POTUS actually stands for Piece Of Totally Unstable Shit.

Anybody who would buy something called “Whiskey” and not indicate if it’s Rye or Scotch or Bourbon, would likely drink piss through a straw.

The filet mignon is just shredded cheap shit beef molded to look like it’s expensive. The lobster is fucking crayfish from Mexico that is harvested in one of those ocean areas where untreated shit from hotels is pumped out!

Nah...look there is no way you can fuck your wife in the ass after you have kids! People get too sedate once they are parents.

Fuck ‘em!  I’m gonna bet that they’ll only do each of those things once!

Quit saying that! Next thing you know you’ll be babysitting for 3 weeks.

Hell...i worked summer vacation for 3 years for a major hotel in the city where I went to school. I cleaned bathrooms...both mens’ and womens’! The guys bathrooms were rough...lots of piss on the floor and unflushed shitters were the rule. But the womens’ cans? Oh my fucking God! I found everything...piss, used…

I have been an ardent GQ reader for more than 50 years.  No more after reading this fucking pathetic article.

Well Libby...why don’t you just give the fuck up and let the Republicans take away your democracy. You know that Trump’s statement that he is a “nationalist” is just the start. Every one of the bubble-headed fuckers who supports him will get out of the recliner in their mobile home to go and vote for him, and when…

Well Don Jr. and Ivanka are a couple of shady pieces of shit, so what do you expect?

Unfortunately there is no such thing as a retroactive abortion...if you know what I mean.

So it is true.  There is one intelligent person in Georgia!

You are being overly polite. I would have said...

A whole lot of fucking...morning, noon and night (maybe 3 times in the night).

He is a fucking nobody!  Don’t let his coattails excursion that past 2 -3 years fool you.

Wouldn’t be any worse of a decorating job than his apartment in Trump Tower!

Trump’s basic problem?