Let’s figure this out.

You are a smart woman Hazel Cillis, and obviously not a fan of wasting time pointlessly.

The only thing that would make me watch this show is if the 3 women did a full dyke-out in Penny’s bed one night and if Raj finally got up the courage to blow Howard...like he has been wanting to do for at least 11 years.

Bad move on Donny’s part. Somebdoy will blow Don Jr. to hell in a megasecond, and I’m pretty sure that there will be a least one person who will cut Ivanka’s tits off and send the video to CNN.

It means that he wants to bone you...but he won’t give you his real name and phone number, but he will put $50 on the nightstand when he leaves.

She doesn’t hate gay people...she doesn’t care about the sexualeference of the tongue in her ass.

Your kid sounds like a bit of a fucked-up piece of shit!

Nikki Haley has always been a total cunt and a disaster as U.N. Ambassador.

Thats where poop comes out!”

You would love to be there when she farted in the tub...so you could snap at the bubbles when they broke on the surface.

You can be both. Nothing better than getting fucked while slurping on some pasta.

Holy fuck, Taylor Swift is a really ugly mutt!

The exact opposite of Mexico, where...in restaurants...the ‘lobster’ on the menu is actually large crayfish.

I saw a woman fuck a donkey once in Mexico. Never seen one fuck a kangaroo though!

Holy fuck! It’s too bad we have to ‘legally’ let fuckers like you out of prison.  My guess is that you’re be paying a return visit real soon!

Aren’t you a deer!

Yeah, but I doubt that any of them have a kangaroo exhibit.

My first reaction was...who the hell would ship kangaroo meat to fucking Nebraska?

Well don’t go to most restaurants in your town. Bugs of some kind in most of the dishes.

And then you would go home and find out your little sister was crying because someone stole her guinea pig. Bring on the belchies!