Even if it was mixed in with some delicious mint chocolate ice cream!

Fuck the kosher bullshit.  If you follow that program send your kid to school with a fucking mustard sandwich!

Anything would be preferable to almost all of the school meals I’ve been told about. Kangaroo would definitely be an improvement.

I’m pretty sure most people don’t give a fuck about Juliana Huxtable.

Lena has always had a morbid fascination with cunts and assholes. The body parts as well as the people.

Some books deserve to be burned! Not everything committed to print is worthy! There is a whole lot of shit out there.

No they are definitely not! Turtlenecks are for assholes, and assholes only!

Jesus! Now there’s a guy just looking to get fucked in the ass!

A completely irrelevant celebrity!

Fuck Uber...it sucks! Why can’t anybody seem to understand that and stop using the service?

Good thing you never fucked him!

It happens when a guy starts thinking with his ‘small’ head!

And now I’m willing to bet that you are the absolutely hottest thing on two legs!  If you ever run into that guy again, don’t even give him a sniff!

Why? kiisseli sounds like a really stupid cunt!

But it is one added measure (albeit a very short one).

“they may have been the housewife next door, the college student down the block, the local schoolteacher,”

Your husband must be a complete chunk of shit!

And muff tastes better.

Good luck! You’re DOA if you try that bullshit with any normal human being!

What??? What kind of fucking asshole are you?