The first half of July Monkey’s comment below is 100% accurate.

In some ways it has already got him. He’s stupid and hated by millions of people around the world. He’s got idiot children, small hands and probably a smaller dick, and he’s married to perhaps on one the ugliest women in the world. He’s caught up in his own ego and as a result he’s a fucking complete bully. When he…

Look, what you do...particularly if the ass your cleaning belongs to a female...is upend a bottle of bourbon into said asshole (stick the bottle neck as far up as you can get it). That’ll clean everything.

You actually think that the Merkin Muppet could actually get his hand around his fat, bloated body to stick a couple of his tiny fingers into his huge asshole? Holy fuck, you need a lesson in physics and human anatomy.

Ya think?

He’s only thankful that piss is yellow and cum is white.

!Holy fuck! Way too serious you fuckhead

Not much different than he looks all the time.

Having toilet paper on your shoe has nothing to do with wiping your own ass. It has everything to do with being shit poor at wiping your own ass.

If you were an SS man hat would you say?

Entirely too bad that the baby elephant didn’t somehow manage to shove its trunk all the way up Melania’s asshole! That might have given her pause to reconsider joining the Merkin Muppet stateside.

It about time the show died. How anybody can believe that 4 fucking insufferable pieces of shit...at least one of them being a massive fucking queer....have lasted 12 years without the literal shit being beaten out of them on a weekly basis is completely beyond me. That’s the kind of crap that causes us to have Donald…

Anybody else ever tried to make out with you?

You like taking it up the ass from big syphilitic niggers too, don’t you?

Tell Bree Mills that if she really wants to be authentic, she has to shoot a vid of the classic joke “The Aristocrats”

But those same guys who say they’ve been in a MMF arrangement will swear up and down that they never sucked the other guy’s cock or got fucked in the ass...yeah sure!

It is unfortunate that there has to be a reason to elect someone in the middle of an ethics crisis. The Dems do need to give their fucking heads a shake.

Yeah...real intimacy is definitely cuddling up with some rubber piece of shit with a mouth, a cunt and an asshole (I assume that the thing is anatomically correct).

$20 an hour and all you can eat.

So why don’t they just buy a blow-up doll.