Ashley, as terms and phrases change over time, and since I’m old and decrepit, I thought your headline was urging Warren to bang this nerd.

With all due respect Jay - Amazon paid $0 in 2018 in federal income tax.

How do you call the jealousy offspring when you simultaneously wanna be with someone, and be that someone ?

Because I has it for axe boi, bad ^^

Issues of masculinity and body issues are turned up to 11 when talking about gay men.

Oh Great-Granny.....go lay down. You’ve clearly had a long day fighting Satan and his temptations and it’s making you very grumpy.

“So, who wants to be the first person to tell Tucker Carlson about this so we can all enjoy him having an absolute meltdown over a book he’s never heard of on live television??”

It gets repeated a lot, but one thing people don’t know is that he used to run one of the most popular Nicki Minaj fan accounts on the internet. A lot of these fan accounts(which are run by teens) get into some of the most hilarious and toxic online activity out there.

If there were ever an internet equivalent to Batman…

With most celebs, even several that I consider myself a fan of, I give a lot of credit to the team around them. But you see how quickly Lil Nas X personally responds to every tweet with consistent hilarity and points being made and you know that he is the architect of this. Fucking genius, really.

The best part is they are literally missing the whole point of the video:

Atheists that turn atheism into it’s own dogma where if you disagree that x is the cause of the world’s ills you are wrong and let me explain to you why in the most condescending manner possible.

After all, he is a Hugo Award nominee. He's classier now.

Darwin pupdate: He had a photo shoot with my nephew and his iPhone earlier this week, and I think it’s a level of cuteness that needs to be shared far and wide.

I can’t even begin to imagine giving any of my cats a bath.

Things to add to the list of things never explicitly condemned by Jesus: cannibalism, pedophilia, necrophilia, socialism, communism.

I always find it amazing (in a bad way) that America STILL doesn’t have paid maternity leave, but I also live in Socialismland (stole this from another commenter), so what do I know.

My Fellow Americans: Other countries do not want us living in them. Overcoming American exceptionalism is hard, and recognizing that just because we want to live somewhere else doesn’t mean they want us living there is a first step.

Bet Ted Cruz would love to have you come over for soup and to show you his fingernail collection.

There is no amount of money you could pay me to date a Republican, much less marry one. I have a selfie of me with AOC on my dating profile specifically to weed out anyone who lists “other” instead of “conservative” on their profile. The guy has to be scorching hot for me to swipe right if he says he’s a “moderate,”…

Yup. Don’t bother, honey. This is, to quote Christopher Walken in True Romance, as good as it’s gonna get, and it won’t ever get that good again.

She can’t control him, but she can divorce him. This irrational behavior will only get worse with age. Best to cut your losses now.