Why yes, I most definitely CAN imagine that. I have seen that title in reverse actually, pretty much daily in my lifetime as have all of the women here. I see it every time one of the dipshit men I work very hard for thinks he needs to come and save the day just because he has nothing else to do, or needs to hear…

IDK if Gadot has any movies left in the DCEU but she works with Jason Momoa, who's like a one man anti bottled water task force. Wonder if he'll call her out.

Hey everyone! The local news program I’m on every week is going statewide! Alas, I won’t be part of the on air team, because The Bartender and I are moving to Panama in March. Timing is everything, right? Just when I was getting comfortable and feeling really good about my contributions, we get a way bigger market,…

Hey Jezzies how are you all?

Hellloo Jezzies! Just a quick check in - my apt still has holes in the walls and ceiling. I was supposed to be moved yesterday, but at the last minute it was pushed back until Tues. I've been struggling with some old behavior when it comes to food, so I've decided to ban all dieting, calorie counting, food lists ect.…

Reyla, the cat I was boo-hooing about last SNS, died the next day in her sleep.

Hi Jezzies

Kinja doesn’t let me post images, so if you want to lose all the excellent nuance out of everything Heywood posted and digest some of it in meme form, scroll down to the “Gender Subversion Kit” on the link and read the text on the For Every Girl poster. https://crimethinc.com/posters/gender-subversion-kit

nobody’s asking anyone to change, you adorable sweetheart

Different societies have different gender norms, stereotypes, expectations, taboos, etc. Something that’s considered typically masculine in one place can be seen as typically feminine in another. Or during another time in history. A society develops ideas about what is considered feminine and masculine, as well as…

Well the truth or the fact of the matter is, if you will put it that way, that all of the waiter/servers at most of these so called high end places are highly trained in the art of deception and cunning. I’ve personally been at the receiving end of such unethical practice on numerous occasions. They actively endeavor t…

Over 95% of the water in Ghaza is undrinkable; and, as such, it may be uninhabitable in one year. Please consider donating (the red line is a link)

Wouldn't that be $500 a poop? 

“Server doing their job? Well, SOMEone just got themselves 10% less on their tip.”

Of course, it’s completely impossible that the server happened to notice the table was missing a salt shaker and dropped one off around the same time the letter writer was being passive-aggressive about an appetizer. I guess in this person’s world, it’s all a conspiracy and there’s absolutely no such thing as…

“Dear Salty: My server was attentive and responsive to my needs and now I am mad about it.”

“Dear Salty: Someone overheard my obnoxious bitching in a public place where I had no expectation of privacy, and now I’m being a being petulant child about it.”

WTF?? The writer wants to be all secret and stealthy about an app needing a bit more salt so they whisper it under their breath, lowering their voice to their companion when discussing it? Who is this Jason Bourne of appetizer-salting? Out yourself ya weirdo.

How do you know it was done without permission? 

Oh, and I’m guessing it’s not just any teacher who would get this treatment from alums.