For a site filled with professional writers who constantly mock other media outlets, it’s embarrassing they can’t write at a sixth-grade level

The USA roster issue is a valid concern, but this game isn’t a good example of why the WBC sucks. Canada is a huge underdog, the DR fans at this game are rowdy as hell, and look at that lineup. Wellington Castillo was hitting cleanup for the D-backs last year.

...because a huge underdog was forced to rely on a retired player?

The double-take from the Wizards player (Bogjanovic) is hilarious.

Still can’t believe we elected a president who could allow something like this

That’s bizarre logic.

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Hydrogen is in the periodic table of elements

Sixers starting lineup isn’t even healthy!

The answer is yes to your question.

What is the Sixers’ winning percentage since that tweet?

The Sixers have won a playoff series more recently than the Mavs.

Are the Sixers winning? I’d love to hear Burneko’s explanation why the Wizards struggle against the Sixers when the Sixers are playing without 3 of their starters  

The victim was a male, so who cares???

Deadspin writers have the collective mindset of a 10-year-old human. No capacity for self-awareness, but unlimited capacity for complaints about the world surrounding them.

To recap: Hinkie drafted Jerami Grant with a second round pick; Grant was then flipped for Ilyasova and a first round pick; Ilyasova now flipped for two second rounders and something called Tiago Splitter.

Nah we’d rather shame drug users

Which means Deadspin’s criticism of Hinkie is even dumber!

He literally predicted this two years ago, but he wasn’t even allowed 3 years on his job

Your comment will not be promoted, because Albert Burneko is bitter that he was wrong about Hinkie :(