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But come on: here’s a country of one billion people who you see as so powerful that you’ll change a character’s ethnicity to fit your perceptions of their taste, but who you also see as so incredibly stupid that merely “acknowledging that Tibet is a place” will render them so apoplectic with politicized rage that

I’m Duchess Crazy Linda and i’m here to say:

If this doesn’t show that in fact, large doses of easily accessed pornography is having an impact (a negative impact) on children I don’t know what does. This makes me so, so sad. And I realized, had I constantly seen these images or had my male peers had this much access to these images I would have been one of those

Can Kylie Jenner’s Labia Lip Kit be far behind?

“ Labiaplasty Is the Hottest New Teen Girl Trend”

Can’t we counterprogram? Maybe some Georgia O’Keeffe paintngs?

It’s a little weird but who cares? And the fact that they’ve been together for 15 years kind of speaks to the fact that it isn’t just a boy toy situation.

Luckily, you don’t have to!

I feel like they are kardashian-level trolling everyone.

So, Beyonce just roasted the shit out of Jay Z for cheating on her. The album she did it on is on Tidal, which Jay Z owns. So Jay Z is literally making money off of cheating on his wife? Lemonade for everyone.

Black people, or people knowledgeable about black culture wouldn’t say that. Good hair is a loaded phrase. Especially considering that phrasing ___hair, don’t care exists. It’s frequently, ‘long hair don’t care,’ or ‘natural hair don’t care.’ Those would have been plausible, good hair don’t care is uncomfortable in

Not going to lie here; I do this all the time. And for a vintage cast iron skillet? Wouldn’t think twice. I’m astounded by what people leave on their curb, and I have no shame!

Let’s leave Kim alone, or at least discuss the underlying issue rather than just gawking.

Poor Lil Kim those pictures are exactly why we need Black Girls Rock and Black Girl Magic and Lemonade. Because even when you are a badass rapper you can still feel the need to whiten yourself

Where is that Sweet Home Alabama gif when you need it?

My husband and I were watching Jaws last night and it occurred to me that it was nice when everyone in a movie didn’t have to be beautiful. We figure if they made that movie today, Viggo Mortensen would play Quint.

American Horror Story: Calabasas

One time at a bar after a Jets game I spilled a beer on someone's baby. The woman yelled at me and I just said that's what you get for having a baby in a bar.

None of the concern trolls seem to be upset that John left his nine days old to have a meal....