Have you actually given birth? Had a 2 way episiotomy? C section?

After childbirth, six weeks isn’t a “lengthy” recovery time. It’s standard. I’m glad yours was less, but you are the outlier.

Yeah no. I had a completely uneventful vaginal birth and I was bleeding clots the size of grapes 5 weeks post partum. I think 6 weeks is on the low, low end.

Considering that most short-term disability policies allow 6 weeks, I think it is pretty accepted that is the standard recovery time. Now, most people who didn’t get a c-section are not bed-ridden that whole time, but you are bleeding a hell of a lot into giant diapers, recovering from crotch tears, and sleeping max 2…

Childbirth doesn’t usually require 6 WEEKS to recuperate from

Oh, thank you! So the huge tear that went from my vagina to my asshole didn’t REALLY take a ton of stitches and weeks and weeks of 3x/day Sitz baths to heal! Nor was all that lochia really pouring out of my vagina for 2 months! And my uterus took zero time to shrink back down from medicine-ball size to pear size.…

Hurry...let’s build the wall now!

It would likely be proof that we are, in fact, living in a simulated virtual reality.

At the very least we should send them a nice gift basket.

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See, I was prepared to let this go. I don’t like picking fights with people on the internet (I come here for the jokes, usually), but then you threw in this little gem.

That's a jerk comment. Parents of children with autism go through a lot - increased divorced rates, high costs of living, and stress beyond belief. Did you know that a child with autism can run an annual cost of anywhere between 25k - 50k? Parents stress daily about IEPs, funding for ABA, behaviors, future of the…

Just shut up and enjoy this story, and whatever you do, don’t click on the Florida State Seminoles tag at the top of the post.

Barry, stop making me feel human. I’ve worked so hard to suppress that feeling when I come here to comment.

Forget about this story, why won’t anyone report on the apparent spree of people placing onions in front of commenters? Is it a prank? A gift? Some form of terrorism? What of the dust storms that are now plaguing offices? Are they natural, a byproduct of climate change? Some manmade HAARP style phenomenon?

Spoken like someone who doesn't have kids, and if does, most certainly doesn't have a child with special needs.

Carbon based life forms often reply with an emotional response.

Not sure why you’re trying to be a jerk either.

It’s as if children’s lives have an impact on their parents or something.

Are we sure Travis Rudolph goes to Florida State? Florida State? Florida State? Bobby Bowden, Deion Sanders, Jameis Winston, etc? Tomahawk Chop, crab legs, sexual assault, etc? Are you sure? Is he sure?