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Oswalt is one of my favourite comedians, he seems like such a genuinely nice and funny person in real life, and I think that’s clearly proved in the sincere outpouring of love on Twitter right now. Hearing the way he talks about his wife and daughter in his stand-up made this gut wrenching for me to read. That poor,

It’s really hard to deal with a barrage of calls when you’re meeting with the funeral director and mourning your loved one. He’s a famous guy who has a ton of friends, so it would be even harder for him. I actually think Twitter is okay in this case (although I think it’s super tacky when people post condolences on FB

I don’t completely disagree with you BUT Calling him right now might not be the best thing. It is still fresh and he might need time with his daughter and by himself to cope, or at least try. So maybe it is like, putting a message out there and when he is ready, it will be waiting for him with out intruding on

Just last weekend I read her very long profile of the Golden State Killer (aka EAR/ONS). The piece was as much about the crime as it was her own experiences investigating and what the true crime genre meant to her. She was a very engaging writer, and after reading I planned to spend a lot of time on her own website

I feel so bad for Patten Oswalt. Death is hard especially when it blindsides you.

And they left a computer on so that Elijah could Skype in.

The black dude on the right is currently saying to himself, “I have made so, so many mistakes.”

“Why is this night more miserable than all other nights?”

...there is not enough kosher wine in the world...

Yeah, picking out a 21K piece of jewelry while wedged between a Cinnabon and Abercrombie & Fitch is not...ideal.

Spending $21k on a ring at Kay Jewelers is like buying a fois-gras-caviar-wagyu burger from White Castle.

Straight boys don’t know jewelry. Or how to live life. I date mostly men, and even my very competent boyfriend is not very competent. So some bloke wants to propose to his girlfriend and has no idea what he’s doing, hears a radio ad and goes to Kay or Jared or some other crap place, spends way too much money, and gets

THANK YOU

1) Find a good local jeweler that doesn’t have to ship your stuff out to work on it. My rings are cheap and also from Kohls but it's what I could afford at the time and don't really need to upgrade. . I have a good local jeweler that I trust for sizing and cleaning and they do a great job.

If you had $21,000+ to spend on a ring, is Kay Jewelers really your jeweler of choice...?! I’ve never heard good things about their quality, and if you’re making that kind of financial investment, I’d think you would get a much more unique and well-made product if you went to an independent jeweler, not a chain. Or if

If I buy my gal a ring for $21k (AAAAACK), she'd better be able to summon Captain Planet with that thing.

Yeah, that’s Pastrami on Rye and anyone who says it’s a reuben is a filty liar.

It is not a reuben. There is no sauerkraut, Thousand Island dressing, or Swiss cheese anywhere in sight. Reubens are gloriously messy.

If it just takes a sandwich to take down Ted Cruz, why didn’t someone do it sooner?

Because this sandwich has “New York Values,” if you get my drift.