I feel like they are kardashian-level trolling everyone.

So, Beyonce just roasted the shit out of Jay Z for cheating on her. The album she did it on is on Tidal, which Jay Z owns. So Jay Z is literally making money off of cheating on his wife? Lemonade for everyone.

Black people, or people knowledgeable about black culture wouldn’t say that. Good hair is a loaded phrase. Especially considering that phrasing ___hair, don’t care exists. It’s frequently, ‘long hair don’t care,’ or ‘natural hair don’t care.’ Those would have been plausible, good hair don’t care is uncomfortable in…

Not going to lie here; I do this all the time. And for a vintage cast iron skillet? Wouldn’t think twice. I’m astounded by what people leave on their curb, and I have no shame!

Let’s leave Kim alone, or at least discuss the underlying issue rather than just gawking.

Poor Lil Kim those pictures are exactly why we need Black Girls Rock and Black Girl Magic and Lemonade. Because even when you are a badass rapper you can still feel the need to whiten yourself

Where is that Sweet Home Alabama gif when you need it?

My husband and I were watching Jaws last night and it occurred to me that it was nice when everyone in a movie didn’t have to be beautiful. We figure if they made that movie today, Viggo Mortensen would play Quint.

American Horror Story: Calabasas

Woo hoo, first day back at work! You wear that clean shirt and eat with two hands! Maybe even take your time peeing, you go and have a wonderful day!

One time at a bar after a Jets game I spilled a beer on someone's baby. The woman yelled at me and I just said that's what you get for having a baby in a bar.

I can’t believe no one this far has mentioned the fact that all the criticism has been directed at Chrissy, as though fathers are somehow automatically off the hook?

You wind up like my mom, unable to comprehend your grown children as adults and they’re either still sucking the metaphorical teat (one sibling) or break drastically with you and as a bonus are afraid of becoming parents bc of how fucked in the head you are (the other three)

They become helicopter parents and ruin the lives of everyone who works at the precious angel’s university and job as well as subsequent spouse(s)?

Martyr Mommies unite! Engage JUDGEMENT! Activate CONDESCENSION!

I wonder how many of those “I would never leave my babies” are the same ones shushing me AT THE BAR so I don’t wake up their babies. (I’m looking at you, lady with the blue sweater and the baby sling thing.)

I’m very tired of the idea that moms have to be 100% dedicated to their children— especially their small children— and never let them leave their side or enjoy anything without them. What happens when your kids grow up and leave home (which they will) and you’ve spent the last 20 years erasing your identity to become…

My mom and my sister’s MIL literally threw my sister in the shower, colluded with her husband and kicked her out for their night alone with the baby. I suspect that my niece remembers nothing.

None of the concern trolls seem to be upset that John left his nine days old to have a meal....