New? People have been bitching about gentrification in Brooklyn for over a decade.

"But you can't just haul off and smack the kid back, you know?"

Pretty much every close call at the plate is a confusing mess now. And every challenge I've seen this season has been ridiculous. These new rules stink.

"People who are so politically whacked as to root against the USA on principle aren't sports fans anyway"

"But why exactly do US fans need to dial up maximum pessimism after every damn match?"

I think this is the first time I have found myself rooting for a national US team in any sport, mostly because the hipster jackoffs who like soccer because they think it's not a "jock" sport and it's all international and cultured think they're so fucking cool for rooting for Italy or something.

You're dumb and wrong.

Well maybe those countries aren't suffering from the same PC bullshit we are.

I've only seen this abbreviation on Gawker sites, I assume because calling it "team USA" would be sexist since there is also a woman's team no one cares about.

POR TU GAL POR TU GAL

All of these games were fucking sweet! I was expecting Bart vs. the Space Mutants or something.

You could get a portagee for a couple pieces of bacalhao I reckon.

Yeah, an honorable man would've married this fucking psycho.

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people? N

Haha, I was totally expecting this to be about Shreveport as well. Lafayette isn't even the worst city in Louisiana.

Maybe you ladies should make some movies then.