Do Tesla Stans Dream of Electric Sheep?

Bruh. This shit ain’t changing. A few weeks ago, I decided to do a little gag as a joke, when the President of the United States started openly undermining free and fair elections.

“BuT sHe’S a WoMaN!1!”

And sponsors, get on board. Get this team a crew (make it all women) advertise the hell out of them. Think of the marketing exposure you would get from media stories.

I’m rewatching the whole box, and just finished Two Cathedrals - few things on TV have been as electric as Martin Sheen tearing God a new arsehole in English then switching to Latin as a top-rope finishing move.

In that moment, Randall stopped owning a Ford Expedition. He picked up his keys, and began gathering the supplies needed to change his status among Apache Junction’s HOA: This is a case of Keystone, a hacksaw, and years of pent up frustration.

Hey guys,

I like the A-Arm independent front suspension. Stouts are so much better without overdoing the hops.

Reasons 1-11

“...We can give you an ad quoting Martin Luther King Jr. out of context and a feel-good YouTube promo about how we gave a kid a car.”

Ya, mine were Montreal via Nova Scotia. Halifax is pretty much the first port of call for any Irish Canadian family origin story imaginable.

Hehehe. It’s the Irish Canadian way! My grandparents came from County Cork. I have seen more than one family member do the whole “out in a blaze of glory” thing with their lives.

Damn. I live in Toronto, but I wouldn’t even jump into a pond in February, let alone a damn river. There was a homeless person who jumped in the harbour back in March (I live across the street from where it happened), and upon sauntering over to see what the hubbub was all about, heard the police saying the he was…

ok, I know the military loves their acronyms, but I, for the life of me, cannot figure out what SHIT means.

It’s a fucking manual wagon with a peach of an engine for $2000 motherfucking dollars!!!! A clutch on a FWD layout like this from ~30 years ago wouldn’t scare me in the slightest. The two tone....??? You don’t like??? Bitch please....It’s a vehicle color on a $2000 car. If you are shopping around for a car with 2…

No, we will not have Mexico opening, we will close Mexico. I don’t think it’s coincidence that someone named Westbrook (sounds Spanish to me) is discussing Mexico. If Labrador Obra Din has a problem with that, he can feel the wrath of my tariffs and beautiful long words. It’s time Mexico started manufacturing…

he can’t, because the moment he quits the state of New York is going to drop a dump truck of state charges on him

These doom and gloom Morning Shifts are bringing me down, man. But, at least it’s not 5 stories about Carlos Ghosn any more :)

The short answer is that it’s about context and more importantly ownership; black people saying ‘nigga’ (never with the hard ‘r’) to one another is taking ownership of a word that was (and still is apparently) used against them. And even then, I don’t use that word personally.

On Kanye vs. Kyle, Kanye never said “pick…

Gracing us with your benevolent pedantry has raised a fucking wellspring of emotion inside the fucking cockles of my heart, cocksucker!