How about we have a live broadcast with Geraldo Rivera spending two hours talking about the history of the crate, speculating about what might be in the crate and how exactly the crate is going to be opened, and then the last five minutes standing in front of an empty crate apologizing for wasting everyone’s time.

What a bunch of beta cucks.

This is why the only thing you should throw into the ocean is a car battery, to help the electric eels recharge

I’ve heard it’s just an hourlong preview for Obi-Wan and at the end a title card appears that says “Through the clue provided by the Hutts, the Republic rapidly figured out the Pykes’ whole plan and arrested all criminals, successfully preventing war on Tatooine.”

I hope next week’s episode of Boba Fett is actually just a new episode of Fringe.

I like the way you roll! My fiancée and I are on that track, enjoying each other, the foods, smells and sights of the holidays. Now, if only we could have the beauty of fresh snow without road salt...

Getting tired of the “but the holiday season” nonsense. Fuck the retail suckfest that is Christmas. Do what my family did years ago once all the kids were grown. Nobody buys anything for anybody. We all HAVE everything already. I haven’t bought a Christmas present in 25 years. We get together for food and good cheer,…

Important pup-date! He brought his dog to victory lane!

Ridiculous car rebadging you say?

If you go to Maui, rent from Kihei Rent a Car (.com)

I learbed about them years ago when I was going there 2 or 3 times a year. they rent used mini vans, Wrnaglers, and Sentras that are dinged, maybe a bit of rust or scratches. Used cars basically.
Why do you want this besides it’s cheaper? Because when you park at a…

One thing I think everyone can agree on is that door keypad buttons are awesome.

EVs create a unique electronic signature that can be triangulated using 5g. When the fuel combusts in the engine of ICE vehicle it creates counter signals that disrupt 5g. The signal is amplified when the exhaust is routed into the cabin, when the cabin is filled with exhaust fumes it is impenetrable to 5g. Stop the…

Oh right, I forgot. He’s one of those crappy “influencers” who fakes his “gold-collar” lifestyle as he eats Ramen in his parents’ basement and tries to monetize his Tiktok/Insta/Youtube.

People like this make me want to live in tarp-covered hole in the woods.

Those jerks tried to circle him looking all hard, but his vigorous pumping and spraying all over the place got them off as fast as possible.

If there’s one perk of global warming it’s that one day most of Florida will be under water.

So in Florida it’s ok to attack demonstrators with your car. Florida is also a “stand your ground” state. A car is a deadly weapon, but there are other deadly weapons. This may get interesting, in a sick sort of way.

“How tough are you? Do you do a hard day’s work and still make the time and effort for those you love and care about? Do you build that swing set in the backyard for your children? Do you pick up the plants from the nursery for that new landscaping project? Do you haul that lumber to build that deck for your family…

Or...hear me out! 195hp, FWD, raised up a little add some extra doors and because Nissan is fancy like that throw in an awesome CVT!!! 

“TURN IN YOUR BADGE AND ... UH, ARM, BARNES!”