PASCAL was so awesome, I gave it a C++

I bet he fucking planned it, too. Killed ‘em with Mallex aforethought.

Please make Lavar Ball President of Operations . . . please make Lavar Ball President of Operations . . . please make Lavar Ball President of Operations.

I would think if you needed room for 20 kids in your wagon, there would be a lot more than “minimal floor hump”.

Thank you. This makes me crazy. I’m not a slow-poke, but if I’m going 70mph in the HOV lane and you’re still up my ass, you need to move over.

I don't want to see. But I want Kraft to face the same treatment as non-billionaires. If he weren't rich af these videos would already be open to the public.

Years later, this man will have Avengers 9 spoiled by his “friend” who will reveal himself as one of the children in attendance that day. He will explain that he only became a youth pastor in an effort to gain his trust and friendship in order to exact his revenge.

That was some horseshit NBA JAM eat-your-money cheating-AI shenanigans of a shot... And it was fucking AWESOME

So....leave Britney alone is what you’re saying?

When the ‘Mad Max’ Dystopian future is finally here, I want David Tracy on my team.

Okay. I’ll say it... SOMEONE has too...

I get it, man. Waiting on lab results is a harrowing experience. 

shoulda brought the wagon.... its nice

Zachary Levi as the Rocketeer would be really great. Disney should let that happen!

J'von McCormick is one seasoned player.

The NE regional rail is a great way to get up and down the east coast. Taking a 26 hour train ride from Detroit to wherever the author went would not be something I’d be willing to do. The NE regional takes basically the same amount of time as driving the same distance. 

. . . anyone in the stands with a decent arm at Martinsville can throw a beer or drink over the fence and onto pit road.

+1 RagnaRaleigh

After the win, the Cats were in a playful mood, high-giving those in attendance, before unexpectedly and without any provocation biting the hands of those fans.

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