I drove a Malibu government vehicle as my work car for about two years, and let me tell you, that’s a damn good sedan. If I was going to be in the market for a sedan again, I would definitely take a good hard look at it. It’s a damn shame they’re ending production of it in a couple years, although if it’s to make way…

Yeah, but false arrest lawsuits generally make municipalities think twice.

BURN ‘EM ALL. EVERY SINGLE ONE. DIE SCOOTERS DIE.

The families of both of my dad’s parents originally came from County Carlow, with his mom’s family immigrating to Detroit via Montana and his dad’s family to Windsor via Nova Scotia. Somehow, they ended up meeting in Detroit.

He had balls a-plenty and brains a-few. The man drank and smoked himself to death before his 48th birthday.

In late 1953, my late grandfather got pulled over repeatedly by the Detroit PD for driving around town at ridiculous speeds in his ‘49 Mercury Coupe. This wouldn’t have been the world’s biggest problem were it not for the small detail that he was a Canadian citizen who lived in Windsor. The third time the cops busted…

Ummm...

This. The market value of my wife’s CX-5 is shit, but the practical value is unmeasurable. That car has been solid as a rock, with absolutely no unexpected maintenance or repairs (save for the asshole who rear-ended her while talking on her cell phone). It’s at 86,000 miles and still as strong as it was when we got it…

Point.

Neutral: I’m active duty military. Regardless of what the Commander-in-Cheeto may say, the DoD’s take on it is, “We aren’t relaxing SHIT until we feel it’s truly safe to lower the Health Protection Condition (HPCON).”

This dude is such a little bitch. Is it so much to ask that he just rage quit the Presidency one day because it “isn’t fun anymore”?

What the hell? No. We settled this in 1995. Maggie Simpson shot him.

I am shocked, SHOCKED that after years of sub prime auto loans and utterly ridiculous term lengths, the beginning of a recession would trigger such a thing.

What the shit is this trash?

Jesus Christ, it’s like BMWthulhu. The Elder God whose name must not be spoken.

Oh, shoot, I had totally forgotten about ol’ Carlos and his tales of woe...

Why mess with success?

Since he’s Japanese-American, it wouldn’t surprise me if he thought he did.

He’ll be back. I don’t think it’ll be this season, but I still think he’s the odds-on favorite to be in the 48 at Hendrick next year. He’s going to have to do a full-on mea culpa goodwill tour to get Ally and Axalta to be okay with him being in a car with their names on it, but look at who his teammate at Ganassi was -

Fuck him. He’s a blight on society. May he forever rot in prison.