Yikes. That’s not a good look for somebody who’s a major part of not one but two of WB’s tentpole franchises. Calm down, Ezra. It’s not worth it.

3rd: I feel precisely zero sympathy for an industry that has spent the last 15 years thinking of newer, more creative, and more sadistic ways to nickel-and-dime travelers. They can take their industry woes, saute them in checked bag fees and season them with reduced leg room, and shove them straight up their ass.

FUCK ‘EM.

Damn straight. Four years ago, when I bought my current car, I wanted a $35k car, but could afford a $25k car. So I bought a $21k, three year old BMW X1 with 25,000 miles on it.

Jesus Christ, money’s a hell of a drug, ain’t it? Because it ain’t love that made that happen.

Everybody on that HOA board is welcome to roast in hell. 

Right? Having been to Japan, there is no possible way American cars would work over there, especially since 327% of auto manufacturing output from the Big 2.5 anymore seems to be kaiju-size trucks. Any truck bigger than an old S-10 or Ranger on Japanese roads would be absolutely, suicidally ludicrous.

Congratulations, Georgia, this is the imbecile you morons elected* over the wise, compassionate Stacey Abrams.

Russian President Vladimir Putin’s cuckold.

It looks fantastic, and I’m sure it runs just fine, but $7,250 for a 33 year old, nearly 200,000 mile VW hatch?

Well... let’s just be blunt. Donny Cheetodick can go fuck himself, but if we as a nation can’t figure out some way to fire him in November, then we deserve what we get, including ass-backwards efficiency and emissions regulations.

David Tracy and the Temple of Abandoned Dreams

Unless Disney has done the right and proper thing, and stuck the 20th Century Fox intro THAT THEY NOW OWN at the beginning of each film WHERE IT BELONGS, then they can take this box set and shove it up Mickey’s ass.

Of COURSE he’s doing the dumb thing! He’s a complete imbecilic shithead who makes George W. look like the President of the Yale MENSA Chapter!

Parker Kligerman legit has fantastic screen presence. He's a lot more than "I want to thank the crew of the Body Armor / Trojan Condoms Toyota", that's for sure. 

My response was going to be, “Because FUCK THEM, that’s why,” but yours is more detailed and thus superior.

You know, Volkswagen could have been having much less of a problem with cash on hand right now if they hadn’t opted to take part in the Great Diesel Cheatorama of 2015.

I had a bunch of little tiny quibbles throughout, but nothing that particularly stuck in my craw, right up until the very end, and that was this:

A year and a half ago, when a buddy of mine and I were getting detailed to our next billets, we were told that one of us was going to USS Gerald R. Ford and one of us was going to 2d Marine Division at beautiful, scenic Camp Lejeune, NC.

This goes beyond “Crack Pipe” into “What the Actual F**k Happened Here” territory...