Fair point, although he’s at least predictable, unlike the Mango Manbaby.

Is it so much to hope for at this point that he just drops dead? I don’t care how - COVID-19, massive heart attack from one of his (at minimum) SEVEN risk factors, the last of his horcruxes is destroyed, Thor smites him with lightning... I don’t care, I just want him to go away.

Holy fuck. That’s straight up eugenics. Letting 2.5% of the country’s population die would mean the deaths of 8.2 million people. In other words, genocide by forfeit.

Well, I mean, since you mention it...

$25K?

Service departments: absolutely. If my BMW breaks, I absolutely do not have the know-how to fix it, and the one shop in my bumblefuck military town that I would actually trust to do so has already closed as a precautionary measure. So, yeah, I need the local BMW service department to be open.

Some dealers are even resorting to auction site eBay to get the most they can for Chevy’s newest sports car.

The tone makes it seem as if humor is going to be a significant part of Stargirl’s brand, which would certainly set it apart from Warner Bros.’ other television and/or streaming offerings

I’m shocked, shocked!

What I’m legitimately hoping to do after my unit returns from its deployment (which we’ll see if that still happens, thanks COVID-19) is sell the X1 (KBB plus a year’s depreciation keeping in mind that it’ll just be sitting for six months says I should be able to get in the neighborhood of $7500 for it) and then use…

Per the original story for "The Wrath of Khan", LT Saavik was supposed to be half-Vulcan, half-Romulan, but that particular story aspect ended up getting cut for time. It still made it into the novelization, though. 

My God, Ford has actually done it. They’ve legitimately built what appears to be an off roader that could actually compete with the Wrangler.

Hey Congressman Gosar, on behalf of every self-respecting Arizonan, do us all a favor and stay in quarantine forever.

Scion was a Toyota brand, my dude. 

I had a serious moment of hell yeah when full Riker command voice was engaged for “SHIELDS UP!” First time hearing that in nearly twenty years.

I know EXACTLY what that is, but it looks horrifyingly like the Navy recruiting station I used to work at.

It’s called The West Wing, Season 6. “Bingo Bob” Russell and John Hoynes head to the convention as the top two candidates, with Matt Santos a close third. Hoynes re-proves himself to be a philandering shitbag, and Russell makes it very clear that he’s a Trump-level imbecile. Santos snakes it and ends up beating Arnold…

Damn. This is sincerely disappointing. I really enjoyed your knowledge of motorsports and car culture in general, to say nothing of the way you triggered neckbeard snowflakes simply by knowing FAR more about cars than they did.

My God. I can’t remember the last time I saw Strong Bad.

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