You know, I rescinded my declaration that David needs an intervention after he got the Jeep Grand Unicorn back from Colorado. However, if he bought that rolling tetanus dispenser, it would be right into the straitjacket with him. 

That’s why you have to get one wrapped entirely in mother of pearl. 

Only if you have a Lamborghini Urus or something else similarly ostentatiously fancy. Fancy Kristen has standards, you know.

Fucking seriously. I mean, she probably has forgotten more about motorsports than most of the commentorati on Jalopnik will ever know, but let her utter the words “Chase” and “Elliott” in the same phrase (just as an example), and suddenly she’s the second coming of Satan.

This motherfucker murdered a kid - yes, Trayvon Martin was a GODDAMN KID - who was in his dad’s neighborhood and was armed with a can of Arizona Ice Tea, and he has the MOTHERFUCKING AUDACITY to get bitchy about Tweets mourning the kid’s death.

It astonishes me that NASCAR simply won’t take Newman seriously when he makes his points about superspeedways. The man has an engineering degree from Purdue, for God’s sake.

Obviously I know the answer is "no". Don't @ me haterz.

The real question that needs to be asked:

Damn right. 

What is this? Have you fallen and hit your head? Are you perhaps inebriated? What the hell are you doing here? A man was seriously injured tonight and for a moment thought to be much worse. This is neither the time nor the place to push an entirely unrelated and nebulous agenda. Grow up. 

Thank God.

I’m relieved to see there aren't a bunch of morons in here shitting on Denny Hamlin and Ryan Blaney. That wreck was terrible, and I pray to God Rocketman is okay, but it's also the kind of wreck that happens a lot at the end of superspeedway races. This one just went very bad very quickly, and there are some people…

Why on earth would you turn it into an Alfa if you were going to keep the Dodge V10? I mean, don’t get me wrong, I adore that insanely gigantic motor, but having it in an Alfa is like the proverbial bull in the china shop, no?

First of all, welcome to 2020, where “retard” is not an acceptable insult because it is in and of itself demeaning to people with intellectual and developmental disabilities.

That just makes my skin crawl. The power symbol should always be upright. KILL IT WITH FIRE.

Not necessarily true. As a current US Navy officer, I will say that from time to time, when conducting humanitarian missions, we will eschew military uniforms if there’s a thought that it might make the local population uneasy or unaccepting of us. I can imagine Picard taking the same precaution when spending time…

My God, I had forgotten how tragic the VFX from early episodes of TNG were...

Sounds accurate. 

“F*ck it,” though I myself am not Motor T. I am believe it or not, the battalion chaplain, and thus the one that Motor T came to to vent about trucks and Oshkosh.

Yeah, Oshkosh owns Motor T’s ass. My battalion had three JLTVs get deadlined for mechanical failures at 29 Palms, and then another eleven get deadlined for a safety recall, leaving us in the middle of an exercise with 60% of our normal complement of JLTVs and having to fly a team of three Oshkosh mechanics out and…