Right? Having been to Japan, there is no possible way American cars would work over there, especially since 327% of auto manufacturing output from the Big 2.5 anymore seems to be kaiju-size trucks. Any truck bigger than an old S-10 or Ranger on Japanese roads would be absolutely, suicidally ludicrous.

Russian President Vladimir Putin’s cuckold.

It looks fantastic, and I’m sure it runs just fine, but $7,250 for a 33 year old, nearly 200,000 mile VW hatch?

Well... let’s just be blunt. Donny Cheetodick can go fuck himself, but if we as a nation can’t figure out some way to fire him in November, then we deserve what we get, including ass-backwards efficiency and emissions regulations.

David Tracy and the Temple of Abandoned Dreams

Parker Kligerman legit has fantastic screen presence. He's a lot more than "I want to thank the crew of the Body Armor / Trojan Condoms Toyota", that's for sure. 

My response was going to be, “Because FUCK THEM, that’s why,” but yours is more detailed and thus superior.

You know, Volkswagen could have been having much less of a problem with cash on hand right now if they hadn’t opted to take part in the Great Diesel Cheatorama of 2015.

A year and a half ago, when a buddy of mine and I were getting detailed to our next billets, we were told that one of us was going to USS Gerald R. Ford and one of us was going to 2d Marine Division at beautiful, scenic Camp Lejeune, NC.

This goes beyond “Crack Pipe” into “What the Actual F**k Happened Here” territory...

Fair point, although he’s at least predictable, unlike the Mango Manbaby.

Is it so much to hope for at this point that he just drops dead? I don’t care how - COVID-19, massive heart attack from one of his (at minimum) SEVEN risk factors, the last of his horcruxes is destroyed, Thor smites him with lightning... I don’t care, I just want him to go away.

Holy fuck. That’s straight up eugenics. Letting 2.5% of the country’s population die would mean the deaths of 8.2 million people. In other words, genocide by forfeit.

Well, I mean, since you mention it...

$25K?

Service departments: absolutely. If my BMW breaks, I absolutely do not have the know-how to fix it, and the one shop in my bumblefuck military town that I would actually trust to do so has already closed as a precautionary measure. So, yeah, I need the local BMW service department to be open.

Some dealers are even resorting to auction site eBay to get the most they can for Chevy’s newest sports car.

I’m shocked, shocked!

What I’m legitimately hoping to do after my unit returns from its deployment (which we’ll see if that still happens, thanks COVID-19) is sell the X1 (KBB plus a year’s depreciation keeping in mind that it’ll just be sitting for six months says I should be able to get in the neighborhood of $7500 for it) and then use…

My God, Ford has actually done it. They’ve legitimately built what appears to be an off roader that could actually compete with the Wrangler.