Patrick, whatever is next for you, I wish you great roads with no cops.

Neutral: what will it take for me to buy an electric car? For one to be in my price range. That having been said, given typical depreciation curves, a used Mach-E should be within my price range by the time I’m ready to trade my X1 in on something else - about a year after the Mach-E comes out.

“all modern trucks look like a CAD program ate at the Toxic Masculinity Buffet and the design came out after much screaming and farting”

I mean, after the unveiling of the Mach E earlier this week, this to me makes Tesla look like a bunch of clowns who let Homer Simpson design a truck. 

Among other things... let’s just say that my battalion’s chief medical officer never has a boring Monday morning.

Neutral: the goddamn Chicken Tax.

Well, good news, the championship race is in Phoenix next year, and that track has a tendency to shit on drivers. It's a damn sight better racing than Miami. 

I made a comment on Facebook that basically went, “Dear fellow white people, in case you were wondering why Black Lives Matter is still a thing...”

A super explodey Michael Bay movie with ridiculous car stunts this may be, but it was written by the writers of Deadpool 1&2 (the real heroes here), which makes me think it might actually be enjoyable.

It’s built on the 2nd gen Hyundai Genesis platform/powertrain, first used in the 2015 model year. The 2.0L engine is the same that was in the Genesis coupe, and the 3.3L was in the sedan. I’d check out 2015 model year vehicles to see how the reliability of the platform holds up.

A buddy of mine put an LS1 into a 1996 Ford Ranger once.

Not gonna lie, what really made the flyby for me was Phil Collins in the background.

It’s okay. Pete Abraham is getting seriously ratio’d on his initial Tweet. He made a grievous error.

What joke? Was that an attempt at a joke?

They can SAY that the Marines will be flying off of Japan’s carriers first because Japan’s F-35s won’t be ready yet, but we all know that this is just about America claiming jus primae noctis, right?

Let’s be real, things are not going to notably improve for the Washington NFL team until Dan Snyder either sells the team or shuffles off this mortal coil.

Two points.

Simple.

Oh wow. I remember back in the late ‘90s, a buddy of mine and I were up late working on his Mustang. We went inside to get a Dr. Pepper or something (this was WELL before we were of legal drinking age), and turned on the TV, I think USA network or a similar channel. The Wraith was on, and being gearheads, we were…