Precisely the area, namely around Mebane. And again, I wouldn’t have, if he hadn’t been driving a GSA vehicle like he had a death wish (also, I didn’t have to phone; that’s what online forms are for!).

I have reported a dangerous driver exactly once. They were driving a Hyundai Elantra with US government plates, going between 85-90 in a 65 on I-40 eastbound, during rush hour between Greensboro and Durham, NC, in the rain, weaving in and out of traffic.

COTD.

I was impressed with the fact that Rob Thomas actually did pretty well getting the details of Logan’s Navy service right throughout the season, up to and including having him wear the correct Navy uniform and wear the Trident for serving as an Intel officer with the SEALs (although, as a former pilot, he should’ve…

CP. Don’t get me wrong, I’d ordinarily have no problem buying a 15 year old Toyota product, mostly because I know those things will survive a nuclear apocalypse, but I’m not going to shell out 11 grand for a fancy Avalon that looks like it belongs to Oscar the Grouch.

This has nothing to do with MeToo and you know it. Media was doing this long before that was around. 

Et tu, Deadspin? Dragging Simone Biles into something that has literally nothing to do with her other than being related to this jackwagon?

That last picture literally made me gasp in dismay. I can’t bear to see such a travesty.

Pretty sure that as long as there are no supercars, dragsters, or motorcycles on this island, he will be fine.

In fairness, this technically isn’t a trailer. It’s a sizzle reel that was created for an industry convention and has now been released to the public because Lucasfilm/Disney have (correctly) judged us to be a bunch of junkies who crave any sort of hit we can get.

“Donny is out of his element.”

I hope you’re happy with yourself. Take your damn star.

Last recession, I was working on a master’s degree, and I was renting a room from a friend who owned her house straight up, so I wasn’t really worried.

Well, for the moment at least, BRRRRRAPPPPPP for everybody!

I hate drive-thrus with every fiber of my being. I prefer to get out and go inside the business 100% of the time.

In the last days, Fiorello H. LaGuardia Airport will be cast into the Lake of Fire, along with the Beast, the Anti-Christ, the False Prophet, microwave bacon, the Oakland Raiders, and the Mitsubishi Eclipse Cross.

Nah. I’ve flown out of or through both LAX and ATL more times than I would care to count. I’ve flown out of or through LGA only a handful of times, and I would like that handful of times back, please. It is a hellmouth.

I gotta be honest, if that had been my kid, Mr. Brockway would no longer be walking. He would be lucky if he wasn’t breathing through a tube.

Enough?! NEVER! NEXT VERSE, SAME AS THE FIRST, A LITTLE BIT LOUDER AND A LITTLE BIT WORSE! GIVE ME THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS IN MOTHERFUCKIN’ SPACE!!!!!

One of the Marines in my battalion at Camp Lejeune drives one that looks like it’s been half eaten by rust... in his defense, he decided to be smart and not take out a ridiculous loan to get a better car, like so many of his peers have. Hopefully, when he gets promoted to corporal, he’ll use some of his new-found…