iamnotgroot-areyou
I-Want-My-850-Back
iamnotgroot-areyou

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.

While this was perhaps not the safest or smartest thing to do, I totally get why she did it.

Dear Nissan -

I believe GM's official answer is probably something along the lines of, "Because fuck you, that's why."

Well, obviously it’s fake. It had an Arizona R-series white on maroon plate, and those only ever reached P.

Just don’t let Richard Hammond drive it...

Soooo... Moab next year?

This story is amazing, and bless you for helping him out, David.

I remember back in the day (2005), when I was a lonely outdoor education specialist at a camp in the Tehachapi Mountains, long before I had a username or even the eponymous Volvo 850, I found a website with some batshit crazy lunatics writing about cars that would proceed to keep me thoroughly entertained for, well,

I don't have an issue with the car, I have an issue with the name. It's not a coupe.

That.

Angel Hernandez is a goddamn menace and a joke of an umpire. 

Oh that’s a good point. If you’re refined and cultured, but want to move at ridiculous acceleration in an environmentally friendly manner, you don’t want the panel gap bullshit that plagues Tesla. You want a plush Rolls Royce that can silently accelerate from 0-60 in 1.9 seconds.

Oooh, I ‘member that...

Yeah, the Super Hornet isn’t available with 4WD/AWD.

I’m counting on the recession hitting in earnest right around the time my X1 is paid off, so that I can walk in to my neighborhood Toyota/Kia/Boeing dealer, point to my recession-proof US military paycheck, and say, “I want that 4Runner/Stinger/FA-18E, please,” and leave with the vehicle of my choice for a fantastic

Jon Stewart’s from Jersey though.

Brad Keselowski: “Dafuq you just say?”

Who the f**k would have the audacity to shoot Big Papi?!