Good news! 

CP with caveats. If he knocked the price down to $10,000 and included the Cragars, that car would be driving me to Cars & Coffee every Saturday (where I would be parking as far from the entrance as I could, lest some wild Mustang lose its shit).

Counterpoint: fuck Jar-Jar Binks.

Why would Amazon get involved?

WRT Valhalla:

Some men just want to watch the world burn, I guess...

Yeah, some dude named Henry trademarked Model T a few years back... really harshed Musk’s vibe.

Neutral: Pretty sure that Rivian truck will be the first electric truck to make it to market, unless Elon’s got a prototype Tesla Model Q (or whatever) hidden in his Boring tunnel, ready to drop on some unsuspecting auto show.

Adam Silver’s about to be living in his bank account... stand by for fines.

Nope. I quit. I can hardly handle North Carolina traffic on a regular weekday.

Hey, David Tracy, we found you a Jeep-lovin’ girlfriend...

My 2013 BMW X1 is the first car I’ve owned that I don’t have a Haynes manual for, largely because I don’t trust myself to wrench on it.

I really and truly hope you’re joking, because this is not even remotely close to goaltending... as long as the ball is still on the upward part of its arc, it is a block, plain and simple. It is not until after the ball has reached the apex of its arc and is headed downward that it becomes goaltending.

Diesel? That thing doesn't run on diesel. It's fueled by the consumed souls of the innocent. 

Jesus Christ, the pelican swallowed that pigeon whole. That's some savage shit. 

As a long suffering Suns fan, all I can say is that this comment deserves WAY more stars than it has.

You mean the Mach One and the Blazer?

I saw a brand new Eclipse Cross on the road this morning.

Your BMW has exactly what my X1 has. No infotainment of any sort except for when I put my Galaxy Tab in the dash mount for navigation on long trips. It’s wonderful.

My 2013 BMW has precisely zero touchscreen interfaces. It's wonderful.