You are absolutely correct. These billboards, and the shitshow complex they represent, are the worst part of going down to the beach with my wife.

30 other NFL owners. The Packers are still a publicly owned team.

I was loaned to the Coast Guard for one tour of duty, and let me tell you, that’s a collection of people I would absolutely not want irritated with me.

‘97 BMW with electrical problems and a check engine light?

Kristen has the correct answer. Of course, that really doesn’t come as a surprise.

Well Jesus, if our unpaid federal employees decided to react like this, we’d have a goddamn revolution on our hands.

If this build had stopped before the stance, it would’ve been pure brilliance.

Surely you’re not going to let something as simple as an ignition switch be the ignominious end to Project Swiss Cheese. That XJ is destined to die off-roading when it simply disintegrates into a million pieces and leaves you sitting in the middle of Moab, stunned and amazed.

My wife drives a crossover and loves it. I drive what is classified as a crossover but which in reality is an AWD station wagon (BMW X1).

I see Teslas pretty regularly in North Carolina, but I also really don’t venture outside of the Triad or Triangle regions very much.

Looking at the national average, though. Out here in North Carolina, for example, it’s hovering around $2 a gallon right now.

Elizabeth, if you really want to sample the most disastrous and foul race concoctions, you really must do the infield at Talladega...

Careful, you're going to trigger some snowflakes who need a safe space for their racism...

No flux capacitor? CP.

1) The Last Jedi was great.

I plan for my next car to be a truck. Smaller, four doors and four wheel drive (both necessities), and preferably a fun color, which is something I know I can get from either of my preferred choices, the GMC Canyon and the Toyota Tacoma. 

Why does this look like it has the front end of a Ford Fusion?

Oh man, this gives me major memory flashbacks. When I was a kid, every year in early November, my dad and I would get up super early one Saturday morning to go to the annual Thunderbird Hot Air Balloon Race, and every year, without fail, they would play "Walk of Life" as the launch song for the race. 

Best: brand new Hyundai Sonata, owned by the US government, that I picked up for my US Navy station with 7 miles on it. Comfortable, smooth ride, very good looking car, 10/10 would consider buying one for personal use if it was available with AWD.

It sounds like the current owner is taking a serious bath on this one, and to that I say good. Fuck predatory payday loan companies and the people who run them in every way possible.