There are warning signs leading up to that bridge for a mile. There is literally zero excuse.

1) F1 knew what they were doing and decided to go for the dick move anyway. It’s some very Ecclestonian bullshit that I had hoped was in the past, but I guess not.

Jesus, man, let it go. You're literally the only person who has found it necessary to belabor this. 41 people were amused enough to star the original comment; the fact that you didn't find it funny doesn't mean it isn't.

Well, shit.

Sweet Jesus, some of y’all people don’t seem to get that this was a joke aimed squarely at Torch. Of COURSE the Beetle wasn’t a fucking meh car. It was a brilliant piece of (Nazi conceived) machinery, whereas the Bel Air is a rolling death trap. A pretty rolling death trap, but nonetheless.

A sense of humor would go a long way for you there.

I read every single word of the article. I was just trying to be an asshole, that’s all.

You shut your whore mouth, Jason Torchinsky. You want a meh car?

Considering there’s a good chance that Avengers 4 will end with Tony Stark being super dead, perhaps that’s in Elon’s best interest.

There will come a point when Elon’s closest advisers suggest that perhaps he should sell his interest in Tesla, accept a chairman emeritus position, and go enjoy being richer than Tony Stark for the rest of his life.

I’m with Kristen... I’ve badly wanted a Flex for a long, long time.

Clicked on this article hoping for Xzibit.

All I had to do was read the headline and instantly I thought, “That happened in Winston Salem, didn’t it?”

But does it submarine?

This is a glorious treasure directly from the Lord.

So... I guess he did it all for the woody. (COME ON!)

It took me a moment, but then my brain pulled out of Cars & Coffee. Have my star.

Well now how the hell else is he supposed to catch them damn Duke boys?!

You are going straight to hell.

Or... he could just retire, maybe?