You didn’t say stock part. You said Toyota part. And the fact of the matter is, if it’s developed and built by a division of Toyota, it’s a Toyota part. Whether or not you and I can purchase it on the open market makes no difference as to whether or not it was made by the manufacturer in question.

How do you come up with “engine built by Toyota = no Toyota parts”?

But... why the Xfinity series? I want to see the Wins- er, Next... um, Sprin... nope, the Monster Cup version racing against the Mustang and the Camaro next year.

While that is mostly true, Toyota Racing Development does in fact build engines for the Toyota NASCAR teams.

Adam Bloom in Winston-Salem, you say?

Well, one would assume that if the engine is built from the ground up by Toyota Racing Development, then it could fairly be considered to be chock full of Toyota parts, regardless of whether said parts are available to you and me.

While this is a good and accurate take, and while car manufacturers can pry my AUX input from my cold, dead hands, I still appreciate your original take on CDs, especially mix CDs. It creates a perfect 75 minute block of music tailored to specifications that you painstakingly created, and while this can be replicated…

Oh, be quiet pal. You were just... shall I say... too BORING?!

In fairness, the engines in the Toyotas actually ARE built by Toyota Racing Development.

So all NASCAR is willing to give us is body on tube frame “stock” pickup racing, but Europe gets this AND it’s FIA sanctioned?

I mean, this exemplifies idiotic American excess, which is perfect for Colonial Treason Day, but...

Goddammit, take your star.

So Alabama wants to make it difficult to legally remove them?

Wow. That face... it’s just such a good candidate for a blunt force meeting with the steel toe of my size 13 US Navy uniform boot.

I don’t care if Mitsubishi sells crossovers. That’s what people are buying; that’s where they’re going to make money.

As much as I would enjoy driving that for shits and giggles, even paying $1,000 makes it a crackpipe. Hard pass.

Yeah. As a US Navy officer, allow me to just say, “Oh, HELL no,” and that I would require a trip to my stateroom’s clean underwear drawer after that kind of incident.

Fuck him and his crab legs.

Der Gropenfuhrer is aware that it he can’t just say, “I’m going to tax you, Harley-Davidson!”, and then do it, right? That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.

This is the only way I can respond to all of this without losing my goddamn mind.