My first thought upon seeing the picture was of the Cake song “Satan Is My Motor”, because that’s basically what this picture appears to be saying.

This is what Ford needed to be looking at when they made the new Lincoln Continental. Super exclusive hyper luxury sedan. Sure, give it the suicide doors of old, why not, because you’re only going to be making a scant handful of these per month, so quality control shouldn’t be a particular issue.

Buuuuuut will it be a TDi?

Neutral: Us. We the people will get fucked. Unfortunately, too many of we the people either won’t care enough or are such rabid looney-tunes that even this bullshit won’t be enough to make people condemn Donald “Cartman” Trump.

I mean...

Come on, Torch, it’s not like Der Gropenfuhrer would actually understand this, though. Lord Cheesy Poof wouldn’t understand the economics of the auto industry if they were spelled out for him in one syllable words on a thousand fake breasts. He is a 70 year old Eric Cartman, and he demands that you respect his…

I’m not the only one who just glanced at that headline at first and thought it said “Nick Cage”, right? And had a brief moment of horror?

This trade war is the stupidest s**t. There’s absolutely no reason for it. Sure, it might get rid of the Chicken Tax (also the stupidest s**t), but the only reason it’s even POTENTIALLY going to happen is because a dumbass who has filed for bankruptcy multiple times gets a half chub over the idea of having some…

Y’know, cool and all, but I’m guessing the interior of that jet would look like a Rorschach Ink Blot Test if you lit it up with a black light... Lord have mercy.

Well, shit. F**k me on multiple counts then:

Welp, fuck both these chuds in the ass with a diesel pump.

The unfortunate thing is, most American Audi buyers will walk right past these and go directly to the latest Q69 Quattro Assault Vehicle or whatever the hell crossover they’ve crapped out this week.

FUUUUUUUUUGLY. CP.

First of all, this cop’s troll game is A+.

Totally. Once he wins Indy, I want to see him run the Daytona 500 just for shits and giggles.

Happy Father’s Day, here’s the pile of ash that used to be your Tesla.

Speaking as an American veteran, you’re goddamn right on every single count. This is incredibly shameful and should be condemned by every civilized country, which we apparently no longer are.

And still a thundering dumbass.

Once upon a time, I was working at the front desk of the InterContinental Hotel at Country Club Plaza in Kansas City. I had a guest check in, a woman with the stereotypical “I need to speak with your manager” haircut, and before I could even get her reservation pulled up, she wanted to know if she could get an upgrade…

Yeah, I saw the 850 ass on that thing and something in my brain vomited.