Maurizio Reggiani: “These specifications don’t exist with a battery package in terms of energy and power.” 

I remember how pissed I was when the Suns let him walk to Toronto over a decade ago...

I actually find it more likely that he’ll experience a fatal cardiac incident than he’ll face justice. After all, he’s an obese, sedentary septuagenarian male with a shit diet who holds one of THE highest stress positions in the world. That’s six strikes against him right there.

Where in the actual fuck is Empire Records?

How in the fuck does a gas station accidentally put diesel in the premium unleaded tank? I would think that would be Rule #1 of working for a gas station: “Don’t let the truck driver fill the unleaded tank with diesel, and vice versa.”

The Eagles should still go to DC, bring a marching band with them, have them play the National Anthem as loud as they can, and every single one of them kneel right in the middle of Pennsylvania Avenue where the Great Cheeto can see.

Once David Tracy has his Cherokee Golden Eagle in running(?) condition, y’all could undertake this roadtrip to the end of South America together.

You know you’ve had a bad day if you red flag the race with the pace car.

A fair point.

#1. Of course it wouldn’t make money. Halo cars don’t make money. They’re there to make your brand look fucking awesome.

NP all day long.

It still irritates me that the Dbacks traded him... oh well.

I see Chrysler, Fiat, Jeep, and Ram on that graph of hybrid/EV implementation.

Probably wanted to know if they were going to wash the mushrooms down with a liter of cola.

I mean, how else do you expect them to finally defeat Moose and Squirrel?

My parents did foster care for at risk infants for three and a half years. Five out of fifteen were long term, and it was heartbreaking every time they left. They still get to see three of them from time to time and get Christmas cards from the families of the other two (the oldest is now 12).

Mine’s at $452 a month. But I also have commensurate income and it’s only a five year loan, so... yeah.

Oh, please. You’re trying to use facts on Forrest Trump? Good luck.

Yeah, the chief’s mess is indeed a freakin’ mess. Current CNO and MCPON are trying to clean it up, but I feel like it’s gonna take a flamethrower.

She’s got a pretty nice vorderblende herself.