Sounds like the takeaway here is:

Goddammit, Karen.

I’m 100% on board with the relegation plan, and I say that as a Phoenix Suns fan, because it might motivate cheap ass Robert Sarver to actually do something.

Well holy shit kebabs, who could’ve seen that coming?!?!?!?!?!

Reverse: Unless President Roosevelt time-traveled forward 17 years to 1959, when Alaska and Hawaii became the 49th and 50th states, then mandatory gas rationing only applied to 48 states in 1942.

CLARKSON!

And when I was a kid, my grandmother drove a white ‘71 Gran Torino (again, not actually pictured), which I think may actually still be stored in a garage somewhere in Cedar Rapids.

Red ‘69 Camaro (not pictured; that’s just a representative image). She had it until just before I was born, at which point it and my dad’s hoopty-ass Ford Pinto were traded in on a new baby shit yellow ‘81 Mercury Zephyr and cash to buy a crib and a changing table.

1) Bro Dozer Trucks. Fuck those guys.

When I moved from Arizona to North Carolina, I did so with all my earthly possessions in a Dodge Grand Caravan, except for my bike, which was mounted on a rack on the back of the van.

Ha, ha, ha, bitch.

I have wracked my brain, but there is nothing that I can think of that tops “The Pale Moonlight”. When I think about Avery Brooks’ tour de force in that episode (and so many others over the course of DS9), it saddens me that he’s stepped away from acting.

On the one hand, that police department is full of taints*.

At the end of the No Man’s Land/town battle sequence, my wife turned to me and said, “I’m not normally into women, but I am extraordinarily turned on by her right now.”

Yeah, well, Eden’s almost IN Virginia, so I think it’s fair to say that some bad habits have rubbed off on them.

That’s because unlike the Commonwealth of Virginia, the State of North Carolina isn’t governed by assholes who think that speeding is akin to committing murder.

I distinctly remember hating that smarmy oil-burning bitch as a kid...

Well got-diggity-damn. That was beautiful.

Care to expand on that, obvious Russian bot?

[trey-ter]