A full ride scholarship (tuition, room & board, books, fees) to Michigan State University is $27,290 per year. In other words, a student athlete on scholarship is getting paid the equivalent of $13.12 an hour at a 40 hour per week job (and let’s be real, being a college athlete is a HELL of a lot more work than that)…

As a Navy officer who lives in North Carolina:

1st: So, in a few years, lots of used but young JK Wranglers available? Sweet.

I will admit, I uttered “Oh shit” twice during the movie (once when a certain ex-Nazi popped up, and then again when a certain ex-USAF pilot’s logo appeared), but for the rest of the time, I did my damnedest to be quiet as a churchmouse.

2nd Gear: So Ford’s not going to build the Police Interceptor anymore? Couple that with the fact that there’s no more Holden Commodore, ergo no more Chevy Caprice, and what the hell are police departments going to buy? ALL the Dodge Chargers? Top-heavy police edition Ford Explorers?

I give you Jeff Gordon’s #24 Farmville Chevy Impala from the fall 2012 Kansas City race.

This lady’s problems go way deeper than one drunk driving incident, if she was that blitzed at freaking 4:30 on a Wednesday afternoon. Shit.

1st: Riiiiight, because we’re ever again going to trust Germans with diesel technology.

Why, fancy Kristen, I would never have expected to see you pondering so common a vehicle as a Volvo, no matter how upscale the trim.

I check under my car every damn time, but I think that’s mostly because I’m in the Navy, and I’ve sat through a ridiculous number of Anti-Terrorism Force Protection trainings that have hammered “CHECK UNDER THE CAR” permanently into my head.

The added vehicular traffic in NYC thanks to Lyft, Uber, etc., sucks major balls, for sure.

This is why I tend to park my BMW far from other cars.

What the fu...

Fascinating. Even having lived in L.A., I had no clue about this until it was a plot point on Season 4 of “Bosch”.

I don’t understand why they would just drop that on LeBron. He looked sucker punched.

I want Toyota to use this as their NASCAR Cup entry. Send the Camry packing.

And so begins David’s epic quest to find the cheapest rustbucket edition available of the Ford B100, somehow get it to Michigan, restore it (to a degree), and then go hoon it at whatever the weird old Ford SUV version of Moab might be.

Nearly twenty years on, this is still one of my favorite movies. No doubt.

You know, I have no memory of it, but there are pictures of me as a small child with my parents at that very park.

Chevy and Ford each already have three crossovers, plus their truck-based SUVs. What in the actual fuck do they need more crossovers for?