Well that’s just fucking lovely.

I’m pretty sure the only thing I would learn from what y’all did is: DON’T.

While the narrator is... shall we say, an odd duck... those locomotives are quite aesthetically pleasing. Comparing the old diesel locomotives like that to the beige boxes Amtrak sticks on the front of their trains now is like comparing a ‘66 Pontiac Tempest to an ‘06 Toyota Camry. Both fairly utilitarian and…

So I’m to understand here that the driver didn’t think the “NO TRUCKS” sign applied to him, then? Because surely that sign has to have a twin on the other side of the intersection.

I mean, this is just bananas.

God has smiled upon us this day.

Yo dawg, I heard you liked crack pipes, so we put a crack pipe in your crack pipe.

GOOD BOY.

K9 police dogs are considered sworn officers. You fight back against one of them, as he appeared to do, that’s officer under attack.

Tesla needs an established partner. They would be well advised to sell a controlling interest to an established automotive company - I think Toyota or Honda would be a good choice - in a deal that allows them to continue operating as an independent company, but with the financial backing and production capabilities of…

Shit like this is why I will never again get a loan through anybody other than USAA. And if a dealer starts telling me they can’t take financing from an outside bank, I will be out of there faster than the Coyote pursuing his next bad plan from ACME.

This sucks, and all condolences to his family for sure.

Well, crap.

This has been mentioned before, but I used to own a 1994 Volvo 850 Sportwagon. Powered by Sweden’s finest turbocharged I5 engine, that car was an absolute joy to drive and I loved every freaking minute of it.

ALMIGHTY WILLY, GREAT LORD OF THE JEEP,

OH MIGHTY WILLY, GOD OF THE JEEP AND ALL ITS ENTHUSIASTS,

Believe it or not, he also accepts sacrifices on behalf of Alfa-Romeos, though he usually requires that a Maserati be sacrificed for the well-being of a stupid 147. And don’t even think of bringing a Chrysler TC before him, for he will smite you AND your Alfa.

2JZ (no shit).

Good to know that the PT Cruiser I sacrificed under the apex of the last full moon in the name of Willy, the almighty Jeep god, gave its life to a worthy cause.

David, a suggestion for next year, if I may.