The Century was a really good car once its original fuel injectors were replaced (GM had a shitty batch of them, I guess). The Celebrity had many issues over the years, but it still made it to 186,000 miles before its timing belt snapped and turned the engine into a 2.8L V6 paperweight.

Well, I mean, that sounds like a problem that Viagra could solve. lol

Sergio did it. It’s his continued effort to tank FCA stock to entice Geely to buy him out.

But don’t you understand? The City of Minneapolis has to busy themselves coming up with bullshit like this to unreasonably punish otherwise fully law-abiding citizens so that they don’t have TIME to worry about the 15,000 people who are homeless at any given time in the cold-as-fuck Twin Cities area!

We had several along the way (all the pictures below are examples garnered from Google Images, although I know my parents have actual pictures of all three).

God. Every time I see one of these, I want one. I should’ve sucked it up and held onto my Cruze for another year and a half.

I think that was David’s point, though. He recognizes the benefit of hacking up the vehicle to improve offroad performance, but he hates it for the aesthetic damage.

My God. The finished product looks EMINENTLY better.

the front end literally goes limp around 70-100k

You know, the other morning, while on the treadmill at the Y and absent-mindedly glancing at the TV that CNN was on every few moments, I posted on Facebook, “Dear CNN: You are in fact allowed to get contributors who aren’t total cuckoo biscuits.”

Man, fuck this.

I somehow ended up with a GMC Acadia Denali as a rental a few years ago. It’s an absolutely ridiculous, incredibly overpriced crossover that doesn’t even have true 4WD... and I freaking loved it. However, there’s no possible way I could ever bring myself to the conspicuous consumerism of buying such a vehicle.

4th Gear/Reverse: flying cars in a decade? Please. We got a flying Dodge Charger on January 26th, 1979!

I have had the (un)privilege of driving a few of these as rental cars.

Fair enough. We’ll go with rice cakes, since those are legitimately terrible.

But Luke Walton is obviously the problem with Lonzo’s play. It’s definitely not the fact that he’s distracted by ridiculous bullshit like this.

This has now crossed from “what the actual fuck” territory into “Jesus shitting Christ on a Triscuit WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK OVER” territory.

You clearly learned literally nothing from the Willys. That’s the only reason I can see for taking on another such Sisyphean project.

Damn... I was just having a deep philosophical conversation about the moral and ethical complexity that was Ben Sisko last night (essentially how I feel like he and Gabriel Lorca would get along fairly well), but somehow I never even considered the idea of Avery Brooks being on Black Lightning.

I mean... were his eyes broken?