Look. I know that Tesla has a lot of things to work out. But this, to me, reeks of “scared old man shouting at the future”.

Somewhere, the ghost of Lee Iacocca is cackling madly.

See, but she’s not going to be the next queen. Harry is, at this point, fifth in the line of succession to the throne.

It’s Dunkin. Hands down. No question. Don’t get me wrong, I drink more Starbucks coffee than Dunkin (hell, I drink more Sheetz coffee than Dunkin), but I truly enjoy the sublime combination of Dunkin Donuts medium roast coffee with cream and sugar, as mixed by their coffee dispenser.

The Chevy Cruze issued to me by the United States government for the purposes of carrying out my daily military duties has the capacity for both Android Auto and Apple CarPlay.

I hope that, when this dude dies, he spends an eternity with his head buried in a pit of burning brimstone, being cornholed by Satan for the rest of time.

Wrong. Bullitt is actually quite a good movie.

When I was a ten year old, I wanted one of these so badly. SO badly.

I gotta say, it was a true pleasure to say, “Bye bye Bernie, ya big baby bitch,” if only for alliterative purposes.

I had to get rid of my ‘94 850 (Sportwagon! in my avatar!) about eight years ago... its A/C had already died, and I lived in Arizona, so that was bad mmmkay; then, it developed a stalling problem, and I just couldn’t justify the expense to keep her running... so I traded her in on a goddamn Dodge Grand Caravan (new,…

So believe it or not, Norwegian Air actually has non-stop flights from Stewart to several destinations in Europe...

She was in zero-G, so that may have thrown things off a bit.

I note that the header picture here is of the David Tracy Memorial Junkyard... I feel he’s more accurately described as a lunatic...

As a fellow Cardinals fan... I have crystal clear memories of the end of that game and McCown’s bullet to Nate Poole. After such a shit season, I didn’t give a good goddamn that they had just given up the #1 pick, I was stoked beyond all measure that they had just ended the season of a team I have long despised.

Resolution: BUY A MOTHERTRUCKING OLD PICKUP WITH A SERVICE TRUCK BOX ON THE BED AND TURN IT INTO A TAILGATING TRUCK. BEER! FOOTBALL! ‘MERICA!

Amen to that... I had a multi-car accident unfold behind, to the right, and in front of me once on the 15 northbound just before the Nevada state line... there was no way in hell I was about to stop - I had already avoided getting my car trashed, so why tempt fate?

He is a junior officer. She was a friggin’ fleet admiral.

Goddamn Mustang bros.

Counterpoint: transportation related; absolutely belongs on Jalopnik.

Drop it in a dumpster and you’ve got it just about right.