My immediate response upon seeing him in this role was, “And re-introducing Sean “Samwise Gamgee” Astin as the poor man’s Patton Oswalt!”

1994 Buick Century wagon that looked just like this one.

I hit a deer going 70 once, and I’m damn certain that the hood flipping up saved my ass.

You’re insane.

There’s a late-80s Grand Am parked outside the BOQ I’m staying in right now, held together with what appears to be a significant amount of rust and Bondo. I don’t know what poor fresh-out-of-OCS ensign dropped a couple hundred for that thing, but I hope he’s not planning to use it for anything other than target…

A number of the oval tracks on NASCAR’s schedule have infield road courses. How ‘bout every single one of them that have two races run their ROVAL at one of those two?

Dammit, I JUST moved into this house and I already have an onion-cutting ninja infestation.

Hell no I’m not going to try to talk you out of it. Do it! Buy it!

I could get behind a yellow Mach One with a black stripe...

You know what I want to see?

Not only CP, but CP AF. A nearly 34 year old Maserati? You couldn’t PAY me to take it and all its associated headaches.

Well my word. That truck was decabitated.

I bought my X1 from Carmax. It had an open recall for the Takata issue. It still does (BMW is not exactly being speedy). Carmax made sure I was aware of that and I had to sign a disclosure document.

Because I am apparently mentally twelve, I could not read this article without laughing repeatedly, especially at the end, where you referenced the Dodgers’ seeing four Martinez dongs a few weeks ago.

So let’s talk for a moment that “Take a Knee” isn’t about Ethnicity X-on-Black murder. It’s about Cop-on-Black killings for which there is little-to-no accountability.

Whoops. So much for the guy who got himself protested by Westboro Baptist Church.

The only other driver I can think of who might take this kind of stance is Brad Keselowski, and he’s got a hell of a lot more at stake than Dale Jr.

The Pontiac couple is fucking relationship GOALS.

There are very few cars that give me a boner.

For what it’s worth, Dale Jr. appears to support the protestors.