Carcer Dun?

Glad I’m not the only one who thought that!

Fuck you, Mitsubishi vehicle design team. I hope somebody sticks dildos in your ears.

Having parked in that lot a number of times, there are parts of it where it is extraordinarily easy to hide in plain sight. I’ve seen vehicles there that look like they’ve been there for weeks. I’m honestly not at all surprised that this happened.

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2nd Gear: You can pry my car keys from my cold, dead hands, BMW.

Oh, Florida Man (well, Men). Never stop Florida-ing.

DH1* WhiskeySnob, this was perfectly savage and unbelievably true.

Meanwhile, Arizona just won their thirteenth in a row, sweeping the team with the best record in Major League Baseball for the second time in two weeks, IN DODGER STADIUM.

I wouldn’t want to buy this and its associated risks, but GOD DAMN do I wish the interior of my X1 looked like the interior of this 528. Instead, it’s like getting into a friggin’ black hole.

So you weren’t satisfied with the nightmare fuel of your “Cars” human-car symbiote homunculi, now you’re upping your game with the zombie-powered Targaryen Motor Company lineup? What the frack are you smoking?

I would say that the driver of that Taurus is supremely lucky he’s not super dead...

AV Club is now on Kinja?!

It’ll still be more than you can afford, pal.

I’m assuming that they’re going to get around the chicken tax by building our automotive Lord and Savior in the US...

I’m gonna get some hate for this, but I can’t stand Fox body Mustangs. I have no good reason for it other than I think they look stupid as shit.

Unless there was danger to the manifold, this guy isn’t trying hard enough.

I mean, surely there has to be a Constitutional allowance for use of impeachment in case of dumbass, right?

Congratulations, you get my star for the day.

You may say these fixes are all shiny and chrome, but Immortan Joe says...