I’ll give it a shot... I put up with that soulless ginger dickwad Chris Evans for an entire series on Original Recipe, and Kentucky Fried TG certainly looks better than the shitshow that was.

And here we have it, folks, today’s worst idea.

She still damn well put a crosshair on Gabby Giffords’ district. Her ads may not have been specifically “targeting” Giffords, but that was the intent.

Well, in three and a half years’ time, when the Carmax extended warranty on my X1 runs out and I suddenly find myself entirely disinterested in the continued maintenance costs on a BMW, I know what I’m getting!

Have you been drinking? There’s a pigload of typos in this article.

I truly do find it fascinating that the federal government apparently has so little to do with its time that it goes after people importing cars that pass safety and emissions standards in other countries that are just as stringent (and possibly more so) as the United States.

California gonna California.

Well, she’s got 12 and a half times the displacement of an Arleigh Burke class destroyer, and USS Fitzgerald survived despite getting bitch-slapped, so I’m guessing Lincoln would’ve made that container ship into scrap metal.

Ball is still going to the Lakers. It’s going to happen.

Nah. It was a solid one. Even an American could get it if they were paying attention.

I award you one shiny new Internet for this comment, my good sir. Also, a star.

I got the joke and chuckled lightly.

True. A direct t-bone by a merchant vessel would almost certainly cut an Arleigh Burke in half.

Gearheads will always find a way.

And people still wonder why Elon Musk insists on selling Teslas direct-to-consumer. This sort of buttfuckery by dealers is goddamn ludicrous.

CDR Benson is about the last person in the world I would want to be right now, because once he’s out of the hospital, he’s going to endure months of inquiries that will almost certainly end with him losing his command and will likely end with him losing his job entirely, along with his XO and his CMC.

Nah. CP.

1st Gear: meanwhile, Sergio is all, “Would somebody for f**k’s sake take this company off my hands before I go to jail?”

THIS taints the reputation of motorsport? What about the rolling turdboxes that McLaren keeps bringing to the track every week?

This looks like something straight out of the Jason Statham “Death Race” remake.