Surprisingly enough, mine work all the time. Of course, I also learned to drive in a Buick station wagon whose shotgun passenger during those formative days (a.k.a. “Mom”) would’ve broken my knuckles had I not used my turn signals properly.

I miss Doug DeMuro. Because of him, I made damn sure I got the super warranty on my BMW at Carmax.

Say what you will about GM (and there’s plenty to say), but they can CLEARLY build one hell of a car if that woman got out of this accident with only minor injuries.

Okay, Neo. We get it. You’ve cracked the code.

Punching?

US 287, from Amarillo to Dallas, down the Texas Panhandle. With the exception of the city of Wichita Falls, it is hours upon hours of the most excruciating drudgery you have ever known. This is exacerbated by a few things:

I’m pretty sure the reason for these things’ market value is the fact that Top Gear REALLY tried and sorely failed to murder an ‘80s Hilux. This is the closest you get in America, and many Americans do not think clearly when it comes to vehicles. Therefore, WAY overpriced market.

This story is absolutely Fake News.

When do you reach the point where you realize that this Volkswagen has been FAR more trouble than its worth?

Fortunately, he has no idea what he’s talking about.

Considering Dwayne Johnson actually gives a shit about the human race and the planet we live on... I would vote for him any day of the week against the Angry Yam, and twice on Sunday.

for some buyers, a minivan will never be an option no matter how many kids they crank out 

His pants, however, were beyond salvaging.

Somebody needs to get a copy of a big, thick, hardbound science textbook and bludgeon Andrew Wakefield in the face with it.

I needed this in my life today. Thank ute, Stef.

You do realize that, in addition to JoLo, all of those drivers have, at some point or another, been total assclowns to a significant number of other drivers as well, right?

Dear Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III:

Good. Fuck him. What the fuck kind of officer of the law 1) fires at a car that’s driving away and poses no threat to him or anybody else, and 2) USES A GODDAMN RIFLE TO DO IT?!

CP. It’s a little too pricey, which is too bad, because this would be an excellent car to use to challenge Ballaban’s Yugo to the slowest street race ever.

I had a 1990 Galant once upon a time. I treated it most irresponsibly. It repaid me by being fun as hell right up until the day its torque converter ate shit and died in the middle of North Hollywood.