Holy shit. Code brown for the fireman with gigantic balls.

That caption that the PPD put on there is epic though.

20K for a suspect BRZ? Not only am I not blown away, but simply put, blow me.

I like Kyle Larson a lot, and I do think he’s a generational talent, with the potential to win a Cup Championship as early as this year.

To Automotive News, I say thee thusly:

This is why C&C organizers need to start banning dipshits who pull stunts like this.

There are so many things on this list that describe the way my wife drives. It makes me cringe.

It’s not like it’s JPM’s fault... his car went flibbity on him at track speed while he was catching up to the rest of the pack... Maldonado would’ve managed it because he’s just that slick.

Can’t honestly say I’m a Preds fan, but Subban is freaking awesome, so go Nashville.

COTD.

I like boats just fine! I’m in the Navy and have worked with the Coast Guard... if I didn’t like boats I’d be screwed.

I would hoon a Bonneville SSEi. Indeed, one might even say I would... feel the excitement.

You missed the opportunity for a good Florida Man headline. For example:

Wow. F**k this guy. Carjacking motherf**ker.

This video just made me a little nostalgic for the old days of the Fast & Furious franchise, back when it was more about street racing and less about being the A-Team.

This car is... well... how do I put this gently?

Reverse: I actually liked the Solstice. I didn’t like that it got badge-engineered for Saturn. It was the embodiment of the “damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead” mindset that Pontiac had at its best.

I know they need a business type in charge, but I would love to see somebody who actually gives a rat’s ass about cars running the show at FCA.

Of course they can. They’re the Cleveland goddamn Browns.

In the immortal words of Macklemore, this is fucking awesome.