HOLY JMFC.

Eh, just send these two.

Meanwhile, Russian drivers watch this video and say, “That’s cute. Now hold my vodka and WATCH THIS.”

It’s not that North Korea can’t get one up, it’s that it just goes off too early.

I’m pretty sure this website is protected under the First Amendment, as it is clearly a parody, which the Supreme Court decided is in fact protected speech in Hustler v. Falwell.

Somewhere, Kevin Smith is giggling like a small child.

This is not the specific car. I cannot find a picture of the ACTUAL red Chrysler PT Cruiser my wife owned before we got married, which is probably for the best, because I hated that piece of shit with a fiery passion.

“Hammond, look! We got you a gift!”

“Sketchy interior”, “wants to be a 3-series”.

Clarkson: “Hammond, why the hell do you keep grabbing my arm and trying to reach my head?”

The last couple of movies that they’ve been in together have been his movies, so I think it’s more the other way around.

I didn’t say Clarkson, because that would just leave ZombieHammond hungry.

And the Hamster will keep right on claiming to not be dead up to the point where he attempts to eat May’s braaaaaains in front of a live studio audience.

Y’know, I love the IMSA endurance races to begin with, but that was just an added bit of awesomeness.

I don’t get how this is still a discussion. A woman is a woman, right? Trans or cis, a woman’s a woman. Just like a man’s a man, no matter how he genitally started life.

Miss Fritter looks like she belongs in Death Race 2000, not a Pixar movie...

His actual act is not nearly so offensive as the fact that he’s listening to Linkin Park and asked the police officer, “What’s up?”

What the hell, screw those people. Going to a stock car race and complaining about the noise they make is like going to church and complaining about the noise the organ is making.

Boogity.

Well, the B-model is the only one of the F-35s that’s actually worth a damn, so I can righteously enjoy aircraft porn of it.