Are we talking Eobard Thawne Wells, or Earth 2 Wells? Because I would say yes to either, but for different reasons.

Dammit, who peed in the pool?

I feel like that’s the Stig you’re thinking of, not Torch.

It was actually Brad Keselowski who said that, back in 2013 - “I don’t think anyone cares (if a driver is gay.) If you can win, you’ll have a ride in NASCAR.” Westboro Baptist “Church” ended up going to Kansas Speedway to specifically protest him at the next Sprint Cup race.

That would be really horrifying. Knowing what CTE did to Junior Seau’s brain, it would be terrible if Dale Jr. was going through that, but given the severe concussions he’s had in his career, it wouldn’t be terribly surprising.

I would definitely be concerned. The fact that those symptoms took a couple of weeks to come on indicates that there was something about the concussion that caused a post-event hemorrhage, almost like a tiny stroke. He needs to make damn sure he’s healed properly before he gets back in a race car.

THAT LOOK ON DELANA HARVICK’S FACE THOUGH.

I’m pretty sure part of the reason nobody is buying the new Prius (which my phone auto-corrected to Putrid, appropriately enough) is because it looks like something the Enterprise-D crapped out after ten cent taco night.

Are you guys in need of something to do with your time?

But I thought the Prius was already a TuRD.

My first beer was a goddamn New Belgium Fat Tire, back in 2000.

Dear Baylor fans:

Came here for this. Leaving satisfied.

2nd Gear: don’t blame me; my wife and I both bought cars yesterday.

WOOOO! CLETUS, HOLD ONTO MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!

I seem to remember Jeremy Clarkson calling this guy a cock on more than one occasion.

What an assclown.

Hell no. You don’t get a Maserati that old unless it’s a DeMuro Special, meaning you buy it at CarMax and milk the MaxCare for every penny you can until CarMax goes bankrupt due to the costs of paying for Maserati repairs.

Goddamn. That sucks.

How the freaking f**k does somebody who was such good friends with Muhammad Ali that he was one of his pallbearers endorse this flaccid Cheeto-faced Oompa-Loompa cockwomble?! Dammit, Tyson!