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I loved Chris Harris and Rory Reid’s pieces.

Ah, I see it is the season. I’ve had to drive through such a swarm in Iowa. It was like being in a bad horror movie.

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Skippy B.

Shit.

Fuck these guys. Seriously, let’s get Mike Harmon to go steal THEIR truck and then set it on fire.

Once upon a time, he was my Senator and I respected him greatly.

Holy shit.

Get Devin Booker in there.

Eh, it was a Dodge Grand Caravan. I feel for the owners (and hope that their insurance company doesn’t try to royally screw them), but having had the misfortune of owning one of those, I can safely say that they are a blight upon the earth.

Welp. Fuck this guy in particular.

The game in which the f**king lead picture happened.

Given the context of the film, I’d say a love letter to Jeff Gordon would be a more apt comparison.

Not to be that guy, but it’s actually not illegal. The Flag Code is the guide for how the American flag is to be treated. The Supreme Court ruled in Texas v. Johnson that burning or otherwise defacing the flag is considered symbolic speech that is protected under the First Amendment.

Not referring to Evans & Co., but rather the show’s producers. That having been said, with as much influence as Chris Evans has with the BBC, I would be very surprised if he doesn’t have some sort of influence.

From what I’ve read, neither he nor Gordon Ramsay were their first picks, they were just who was available.

Jesse Eisenberg suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder, and I would imagine that that makes doing live, relatively unscripted TV like the star-in-a-whatever-car segment pretty uncomfortable for him.

Yes, but per capita =/= total. Michigan has the lion’s share of the country’s automotive engineers.

The first time I saw this movie, I was drunk as hell.

Jesus Christ, they replaced Clarkson with über-Clarkson.

That is the narrative that a lot of anti-Stewart people would like people to believe. In reality, though, what his car did was entirely normal for a sprint car going through a corner like that - throttle plays a significant role in steering those cars, and the back end can kick out very easily.