This bastard can eat shit. He took an oath to protect and serve, and instead he warped his power into being a serial rapist.

And if you think it was due to anything other than said guy’s highly irresponsible decision to walk out onto an active racetrack, then you’re a fool. There is ample video evidence that demonstrates that there’s no way Stewart even knew the guy was there.

That is probably a good call regardless of your sexuality.

This dude is a horrible piece of shit. I want a video of Kesha just looking into a video camera, reciting the “Die Motherfucker Still” song from OfficeSpace. No need to tell us who it’s about; we’ll all know.

Well, this sounds like the worst best worst best bwerst idea ever.

Are you fuckin’ kidding me? I’ve got a first gen silver iPod Mini sitting in my nightstand right now. Am I to understand that it would be possible for me to make BANK off of this thing?!

I prefer “fuck this shit”. It’s so much more satisfying, and it’s not derogatory toward anybody. It’s really a universal imprecation that anybody and everybody can get behind.

Soooo... this means Nissan is going to ensure that we get the Evo back, right?

I don’t know, I feel like Luke might’ve felt it a little short-handed.

The awesomeness factor makes up the missing 15 between the SS LS3 and the Corvette LS3. :-)

This has 430 horsepower.

Came here for Xzibit. Leaving sated.

That was one of the most ridiculous things I’ve seen in basketball, and that’s saying something, considering I’m a Phoenix Suns fan and have seen that team pull about a thousand rabbits out of their ass at the last second (at least, up until 2010, at which point Robert Sarver apparently let the team’s contract with…

I thought Larry Wilmore’s monologue was freaking epic. Yes, there were parts that made me cringe, but that’s mostly because I’m a white liberal and I was just like, “Oh God, that’s so true... we suck sometimes.”

That Kenseth wreck looked almost like a mirror image of Carl Edwards going into the catch fence in 2009. And the thing is, they have supposedly re-engineered the cars since then to keep them from going ass-over-teakettle like that.

Matt Kenseth is rapidly turning into Clint Eastwood’s character in Gran Torino. Next weekend, he’s gonna be sitting outside his hauler with a shotgun, offering to blow Logano all the way to the Missouri side of KC if he doesn’t get off his lawn.

Wrong. While she is now a public figure, that doesn’t entitle ANYBODY to take a picture with her if she doesn’t want to.

I had SO. GOD. DAMN. MUCH. RAGE. about Elmo’s usurping of Grover’s rightful role on Sesame Street. And that shit started happening when I was all of three years old.

Took a Compaq desktop with me to college.

Skip’s leaving ESPN?!