I really thought he already was one that was still animated through force of sheer dicketry.

I think Bernie Ecclestone would make an excellent...

I hate this motherfucker so much. I hope Paul Penzone just absolutely beats the living shit out of him this fall.

Nah, I was just being hyperbolic. There’s plenty of good wagons out there, but my wife has this odd affinity for Toyotas.

Fuck this noise. Kate Beckett’s the best part of the damn show. I’m out.

My wife and I are getting ready to trade in her Camry. I was all ready to buy a Venza (don’t give me that “it’s a crossover” crap; that was clearly a wagon), but when I went to the KC Auto Show this year, the Toyota reps were like, “Yeah, we stopped making that.”

I think more germane than if stormtroopers could install a toilet is if they could actually hit it when they pee.

A merger between FCA and VAG would just be an absolutely glorious clusterfuck. Marchionne presiding over the recovery from Dieselgate? An Audi A8 Hellcat?! A Dodge Viper built with Bugatti R&D?!?!

Wait, Phoenix is worse than fucking CLEVELAND?!

Goddammit, I have never been a Schrub fan. Why are you posting a thing like this that actually makes me kind of like him?! AM I NOT ALREADY SUBJECTED TO ENOUGH TORTURE BY BEING A LIBERAL NASCAR FAN?!?! Why must you make me like a Busch as well?!

Jesus Christmas. I remember those books. I actually came across them in a box of my old shit in my parents’ garage a couple of years ago. I’m pretty sure I kept them and they’re now somewhere in my storage unit in Kansas City (go figure).

Goddamn. It’s so unfair when that shit happens to good guys like Jerry Sloan. Of all the people in the world who don’t deserve it, he’s up at the top of the list.

They are all terrible. I, for one, cannot wait until all three of them are reduced to miserable piles of loser bullshit while either Queen Hillary or Bernie Dumbledore continues to actually move this country forward and away from the regressive crap that the GOP has transmorgrified into.

I really, really like it.

Eh, I don’t care about Dragic. That play was just hilarious.

As a Suns fan, I am morally obligated to hate the Lakers, but just for tonight, this dude is my hero. That was awesome.

I do hope the reports I’ve seen about Bernie possibly selling his interest in F1 are true.

DC Comics: “Oh Jesus tits, Batman v. Superman is going to reek worse than Bruce Wayne’s taint after forty-eight hours in the Batsuit. Let’s reveal the covers for the reboot of the entire universe a mere five years after the last time we did it the weekend that it comes out.”

Driver at DFW Airport decided she didn’t want to pay the parking toll and figured that her Impala had flight capabilities.