There’s something off about Dax. Like, he tries to be all cool and relaxed, but his eyes scream “CHEM TRAILS!!!”

Thomas Lennon & Ben Garant have done OK for themselves writing screenplays as well.

The State! I see at least one of them in every single comedy movie or tv show these days

I see your “Mr. Show” and raise you “The State.”

Anyone who is appalled by the tone of this email is adorably inexperienced when it comes to receiving emails from the executive leadership down to middle management and below. The genre is always self-congratulatory and filled with ‘team wins’ that mean nothing to the recipients, but the execs feel like ‘sharing the…

Ugh. THAT fucking show. “Hey look, he gave that one employee money for her kid to go to college and promoted that other one. He’s the best! Now the rest of you, back to earning that minimum wage.”

Does Stephanie Miller still use that sound bite all the time?

Same here. I guess this is middle aged people in the 90's felt when I talked about Mr. Show.

It’s OK. If you are, indeed, “old”, then you’ve seen this before.

But she raps !

I feel this way whenever they write about whatever person it is who’s named Ansel Elgort. I refuse to remember what those words mean when combined. Write about Liza Minnelli or something, guys.

*uses a push broom to sweep you back into the sewers where you belong*

Living in a state where I can buy cannabis oil as easily (and as legally) as flannel PJs, I went with the oil.

Subtle foreplay in the club is tacky. Chlamydia is at least curable :)

Flannel nightgown v. Cannabis oil pen is BY FAR the hardest march madness matchup I have seen in the history of the brackets (personally speaking). That should be final four for adulthood for me.

Wtf voted for Chlamydia?

I’m almost at a year since my divorce was finalized and I can assure I still definitely describe it as “recently-divorced”.

This Euphoria thing is BS. or at least it was for me the few times I had a scrpt for Hydrocodone. I took the pills as prescribed, my pain went away, that was that.

I talk to our cats so often that mr. biscuit started answering for them (in this deep Eeyore voice).