Maybe it’s because I’m from the midwest but I (a female person who lives in LA) am PUMPED for a Tom Petty concert that I can take a Lyft to. Plus, Live! When are you going to see Live in your own backyard again. Bring in the Alabama Shakes and JEFF GOLDBLUM? IDK what y’all are talking about this sounds great.

My family recently suggested I get a cat. I was so horribly offended, but...cats are cool.

As I was reading the comments aloud to my cat, I read that part before I realized I shouldn’t. My cat is unable to ignore it.

There’s always something I want in Pasadena, but then I remember I’d have to drive there, park there, and deal with the people there, and then I’m driving to the SFV instead.

Everyone knows you sing to cats.

I just want to say, I’ve always consciously loved Dolly Parton. I don’t remember a time of her not in my life. Her and Gilda Radner were the two women I was drawn to as a child.

I feel like we could be best friends. My voice also rises 3 octaves when I speak to my cat. I hope the microwave camera isn’t capturing all this humiliation.

I’m in love with this thread. This thread gives me hope.

I yell at my colon with a burr when I’m constipated. Really is a useful accent for making things happen quickly.