The most surprising aspect of this is that some people still search for Avril Lavigne online.

YES! I don’t use it duper often, but it’s @YrBittrEx (ignore the handle, I swear I’m a nice/fairly well-adjusted person!)

Ohmygod, I just looked it up, and it’s a thing. A thing that exists. Oh lord.

Yesss! (Also-I’m not in the industry either, and have noticed that no one asks what you do if you answer ‘no’ to that question, because they do not care).

I haven seen it yet but I’m so, so excited to get to the episode tonight.

Right? Pink dog food is never going to be a thing, by the way. Girl needs to let that one go.

Your husband is awesome. I get nothing but grief from my bf- he cannot stand the sound of women arguing. But I’ve gotten him into 90 day fiancee, so I feel like I’ve won just a little bit.

Let me just say- if you are single momming-it in Los Angeles, you are a total badass and deserve all the respect because that is genuinely an extra special challenge here.

I KNOW! Real Housewives should get hazard pay, because at least one lady from each franchise ends up in the back of an ambulance in recent seasons....

This looks so good, I am so here for this, I have no shame, and no I am not interested in reevaluating my life choices.

Yup. Angelenos are generally pleasant for surface-level interactions (except when they’re driving), but actually connecting with somebody else is so hard. It feels like junior high- I’ll smile when I pass you the worksheet, but don’t think you can sit at my lunch table.

I totally get that. I don’t hate her, she seems exactly as you said- sheltered and maybe a little misguided, but not mean or unwilling to learn. I hope she does a good job. It’s not easy to be up on current events enough to speak intelligently about everything.

Well, I feel like the View’s format requires panelists to have opinions on everything (wouldn’t work otherwise-watching people twiddle their thumbs isn’t entertaining), even things about which they aren’t very informed. I hope most people aren’t running around doubling down on uninformed opinions the way the…

She has made some intelligent/insightful statements, and some tone-deaf/unintelligent statements. She will fit in just fine.

Because the only topic I wanna hear discussed in a woman’s voice is whether I want my sandwich toasted, amiright, dudes?

A hearty ‘yup’ to all of this.

Would rather see average-looking designers with extraordinary talent creating awesome designs, but that is just me. These people don’t need to be former models, TLC.

This isn’t Goldman Sacks, Steve. You can’t just demand use of the company jet whenever you feel like it.

As I said, I’m not commenting on the rest of it. The Stanhope thing is demonstrably false, and if you want to make a logical case that this accusation is incorrect, shouldn’t be included as evidence. That’s all.

I have gotten a lottery ticket (I play, like, once a year-you don’t need to tell me how dumb it is, I know), a green pepper, a birthday card, a carton of Perrier, ice cream, a razor, neighborhood gossip, a kind of obscure art magazine, and a friendly smile from the normally stone-faced owner just because he’s come to…