Do we know the bias we get from Gawker?

They don’t give a shit. The diehards are eating this up like a mess of stump-whooped chitlins.

If the race lasts more than 4 hours, call a doctor.

“You’re intolerant because you don’t tolerate our bigotry!”

Well Jesus was a Jew.

You’re not on Jalopnik, dunce.

Hate to say it, but I think you’ve misinterpreted this. Jesus was not Christian—-to be Christian is to be like Christ, and for Jesus to strive to be like himself is kind of counterintuitive. Praying for a “Jesus man” to be elected automatically rules out any Christians.

That fuckstick is a fake redneck grifter and anybody who lets him influence their vote is a moron.

Dude went on the record saying blacks were better off before the abolition of slavery. I guess the left is pretty intolerant of your intolerance, Cletus.

Yesum, caus its Merica.

Now your story sounds like complete bullshit.

I’m guessing that you are the problem.

At least someone got the reference! (Throatwobbler Mangrove is the name of my wifi network.)

But it’s pronounced “RRS Throat Wobbler Mangrove”.

So its next port-of-call would be a Boaty call?

Both!

On the other hand, that might work as an anchor...

RRS Rameses Niblick the III Kerplunk Kerplunk Whoops Where’s my Thribble.

Editor status at any Gawker, inc subsidiary now comes with a $422,909 “contribution” required. And a job length expectation of 1.5 months.

In other news. The ship called... Uhm... formerly known as Boaty, has shipped to...