Wake me when this is over. Luckily the Olympics are over Friday. Zzzzzz.

They’re actually saying “hay,” as in “hay is for horses,” and you can infer whatever you like from that.

My policy is “Touch me again with that hand and I’ll cut it off. Hug me one more time and I’ll gut you.” But that’s just me.

Moderate social drinking, or two drinks as this article suggests, is always good advice. If you can stop drinking at two drinks, or even four or six, great, but some people cannot stop. It’s not that they just want another drink, they want another drink, and another, because their body and brain chemistry is demanding…

I first read that headline as Veneno (the Spanish word for ‘poison’ not the Lamborghini), and thought, ‘Great! An app for poison! Where can I get it?”

And I can’t wait to hear the stink that’s raised when the U.S. pays them the $1.3 billion in interest that wasn’t the Iranian’s money to begin with!

Fight fire with fire.

Stop trying to blind us with this science theory.

And can’t she just wear her anti-vax tin-foil hat to prevent this? She keeps leaving it at home?

My first thought was “Mmmm, Blutwurst.”

Isn’t it the Toilet Paper Party, popular among teens with their late-night hijinks?

Yes, you’re good to post that, and I’d also like details about what the “corruption” is ... I’ve been hearing this for months, it’s not that I doubt it, or believe it, but I want to see specifics. These people shouldn’t just say “they’re corrupt.” Why are they corrupt? And more than just the obvious innuendo. Then…

We’re all pound mutts.

Don’t female fish lay eggs that the male fish sprays with milt, for the most part? Or do fish consider that fucking? Do blowfish do it for a fin?

Good for you. You got rid of the nicotine addiction, now all you gotta do is give up the smoking habit.

Chris Christie had no balls to surrender in the first place. They were sucked far up into his obese belly and quickly digested. He thought it was a snack.

So these two RNC/Trump shills weren't in Benghazi as Marines but as security contractors? Really? Some job they did with the security gig.

Unfortunately, Suge Knight is still in prison.

Merriam-Webster and other dictionaries prefer “cocksucking,” one word.

Yeah, but literally that’s what the headline says, and I give it such stars, many laughing.