This is why I could never enter politics. Being grilled for hours by a bunch of hostile white male Republicans would enrage me from go and I would be unable to keep from using the words “fucking assholes” in my testimony.

Us Jews do tend to use blue and white for a lot of stuff, Israel-related or not. For example, here is a typical/stereotypical tallit (or prayer shawl):

I’m not very often, but I think I’m gonna make an exception in this circumstance.

They were driving high and endangering other innocent motorists on the road, sure I’d rather they’d not be dead, but fuck ‘em. These are the kinds of people who wipe out other people’s families simply because they’re getting their own jollies off.

So the 21-year old with a 5-year old was being irresponsible? Get out of town.

Over-worked, under paid, under appreciated and surrounded by shitty kids? Yes give that person a firearm.

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

You should ckeckout Wimbledon. Everyone plays on Grass

Richard Gasquet thinks he’s a pussy.

This makes me want to vomit. And then cry. Vomitcry if you will. Usually that only happens when I’ve had a bottle of Jack and my head is over the toilet.

I really feel l like ISIS deserve to be exterminated by an army of pissed off women.

Tonight, we’re all Communists!

She is a devout knight of the proletariat.

Not sure I could love this comrade more.

This is a trick, isn’t it? They’re all wax figures!

Has the show definitely been cancelled then? I hear “hiatus” and “temporarily shelved” but I haven’t heard WE CANCELLED THE GODDAMN SHOW BECAUSE THIS WHOLE THING AND THESE PEOPLE ARE A NIGHTMARE. That’s what I’m waiting for.

I'm holding my donations until someone puts Dubya in a ring with Tyson.

It’s an upgrade in opponent for Evander, as Romney will just talk your ear off.

For God’s sake Holyfield, pull down on his trunks so we can answer that magic underwear question once and for all.